The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

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Hayato pov

Lonely beer: you think those steroids will last long enough?

Hayato: i'll just have to crack at it
Get it cuz you're a bottle and glass and cracks you get it

Lonely beer: indeed i do, perhaps it was a bad thing you died

Hayato: scuse me?

Lonely beer: i know you died from another world and came here

Hayato: wait but how that stupid

Lonely beer: im so powerful ive stepped into the realm of the gods i know when something is unnatural

Hayato: okay now i think you're just lying

Lonely beer: well not that it matters im the most powerful being on the planet

Hayato: oh good

Lonely beer: huh? It seems you crave a 2nd death

Hayato: no i mean when we beat you there will be no one else to actually be a challenge for us you see

Lonely beer: oh? Confidence, cockyness? Perhaps its a unknown knowledge you're in possession of? No i doubt you have the mental capacity for that, perhaps you are aware of something that we arent? Perhaps i shouldnt underestimate you

Hayato: STUNNER

*hayato uses the stunner kick on lonely beer*

Lonely beer: never mind you're just retarded

*lonely beer uppercuts hayato in the chin sending him upwards, lonely beer jumps up and kicks hayato sending him fly downwards*

Lonely beer: slowly, slowly but surely im regaining my power soon my powers will come back such as this one

Hayato: wait why are you sticking out your arm you're trying something arent you

*suddenly a stream of beer comes out of lonely beers hand but it stays in place shaped like a staff*

Hayato: liquid weapons? That'll be useless against my steroids

Lonely beer: you poor fool

*lonely beer points the staff at hayato suddenly a cylinder shape beer comes flying at hayato attached with a smaller stream and it knocks hayato down*

Hayato: really a flail? Couldnt have been something cool like a shank or a glock-19?

Lonely beer: oh trust me youll be seeing enough of that once i regain my power but that might take a awhile as i am very powerful and you weaklings arent really giving me much of a warmup afterall

Hayato: i'll fucking murder you

Lonely beer: oh will you now? Tell you what i know its clichéd but im giving you all 1 month to train but as soon as i dont get a good challenge from you when we fight again i shall make sure no one will be able to document this into the books of history as it will be too gruesome

*lonely beer disappears*

Hayato: oh good he can do that too

*hayato fucking faints*

To be cuntinued sadly enough

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