The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

i hate halloween (Halloween bonus chapter)

Hayato pov (also literally none of this happens in main story dont ask question twant.........you know who you are

Hayato: FUCK OFF

olivia: what's that all about?

DDP: kids trick or treating and i came to know he despises children

Olivia: have there been any other children trick or treating?

DDP: quite a few actually

Olivia: poor children expecting to get candy and and have a great night and then they see a face a mother would curb stomp

DDP: you know im not disagreeing but I'll leave it at that

Olivia: no one can disagree

Hayato: you know if i could just fucking murder those kids it would be a great halloween for both me and their parents but nooooo "surprise and delayed abortions aren't real and aren't acceptable and just a cover up for murder" ive been told

Olivia: can we commit late obortion to you?

Hayato: honestly i wouldn't mind at this point

*doorbell rings*

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DDP: i'll get it

Hayato: no

DDP: what?

*olivia gets up and opens the door*

Hayato: let's just not open the door today like at all

Olivia: DUMB CUUUUUUNT

hayato: hold on im requested to be at a certain front door right now

*hayato walks to the front door*

Hayato: no fucking way

???: you see a ghost or somethin?

Hayato: dont you fucking dare

???: WHAAAAAT? I SAID WHAT? I KNOW YA DIDNT SAY NOTHING BUT YOU'RE GETTING WHATTED ANYWAY WHAT?

Hayato: STEVE THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE

Steve: WELL YA SEE LIL OL STONE COLD CAME AND BROUGHT ALONG A COUPLE CERVESAS A COUPLE BREWSKIS A COUPLE STEVEWEISERS
AND DRINK IT WITH MY LEAST FAVORITE ISEKAI PROTAGONIST WHAT?

hayato: get out now or i will murder you

Steve: YOU CANT KILL GOD SON

olivia: no way i cant believe this, hayato ACTUALLY HAS A FRIEND HEY DDP COME HERE HAYATO HAS A FRIEND

DDP: HE DOES?

*DDP comes zoomin to the hallway*

Hayato: NO I FUCKING DONT......WAIT

steve: watcha talkin bout we are the best of friends what?

Olivia: see even good oooooool?

Steve: steve

Olivia: see even good ol steve says so

Steve: AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LIIIIIIIIINE cuz stone cold said so

DDP: was that glass shattering i just heard or am i insane?

Steve: both

DDP: thank god, the glass shattering was real

Steve: no problem

Olivia & DDP: what?

Steve: thats the spirit

*cut to the living room and some time has passed*

Steve: and that's when i said steveweiser? I barely know her

*olivia & DDP starts laughing*

DDP: hahahahaha oohhhh steve youre hilarious

Olivia: hehehehehehehe hayato why didn't you tell me you had such funny friends?

Hayato: that's because i don't

Steve: watcha mean you dont wanna drink a beer with stone cold? Thats makes stone cold sad you made me upset im gonna cry what? Im gonna cry melancholy

Hayato: i hope this night will be over you know what im going to bed and sleep throught it have fun you three

*hayatos room*

*muffled sounds and laughter*

Hayato: fucking cunts i don't need any friends nyehnyehnyehnyehnyeh

I mean not really to be continued cus its a halloween special but yeah the main story is to he cuntinued what?