nwo? more like i want the sweet release of death eh fellow gen z's?

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Hayato: ANYWAY let us commence training montage

Steve: fuck no

Hayato: huh?

Steve: ITS WHAT FOR YOU SON, TIMESKIP

*timeskip after training*

Hayato: hoooh boy we've gotten so much stronger im level 70 now

Olivia: oooh how strong you've gotten
Im level 77

Hayato: WHA HOW?

olivia: im just better than you

Hayato: yknow that stings olivia that hurts, more so than my friend forcing me to watch him play an average game of averageness.....*ehum* i fucking hate you cunt

Olivia: do you hate a lot of people?

Hayato: YES

Olivia: well im not sure about your mental problems but i am sure that feeling is mutual amongst a lot of people

Hayato: the next time i have an opportunity to choose between letting you live or die i wont just let you die I'D BE FUCKING HELPING

Olivia: awwww is lil hayato all angsty because he is the only one with a Japanese name thus making you look foreign instead of us?

Hayato: ya know i'll start a barrel factory im sure that joke didnt go over your head considering it hasnt hefore

Olivia: yeah ha ha when are we going?

Hayato: awwww but its so far

Olivia: where do we even have to go?

Hayato: the woods

Olivia: why?

Hayato: oh nothing but a drug crazed crazy person

Olivia: your father?

Hayato: wha i dont even have parents wtf did i even do to you?

Olivia: barrel?

Hayato: hever happened BLASPHEMY

Olivia: okay buddy ol pal lets go

*timeskip to matt's house*

Hayato: we're here finally took us nearly a year

Olivia: it took us 2 hours

Hayato: that's right a year

*knocks*

Matt: ahhhhhhh young hayato welcome back to my more than humble abode

Hayato: that doesnt really sound humble not gonna lie

Matt: ahhh and who might this younglin be? Perhaps your slave?

Hayato: yes her name is barrel smash

Matt: aaahhhhh the name of a popular slave bloodline it is an honor

Olivia: my name is actually olivia and im not a slave

Matt: yugh

Olivia: WHAT IS IT?

matt: yikes hayato you sure chose a feisty one

Hayato: chose is a big word see it more as a no choice situation like helping your idiot friend beat up a few armed thugs in arkham city............. moving on can we go inside and perhaps discuss when we are going next

Matt: in 3 days

Hayato: but

Matt: 3 days

Hayato: can we atleast go in

Matt: no

Hayato: can i go in?

Matt: yes

Hayato: sick, bye bye Olivia just wait here like a good little barrel victim

*shawn grins and looks at triple h*

Shawn: well if it isnt the little midget

Triple h: oh yeaahhh hey lil midget hows it been

Shawn: hey doesnt he remind you of someone also small?

Triple h: now that you mention it youre right wasnt his name uhhh agh what was it

Shawn: it was uhhhhh HORNSWOGGLE

Hayato: i will murder you 2


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