The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

loneliness

Hayato POV

hayato: yknow when we can go back?

DDP: nope

Hayato: yaaaaaay damn it im fucking hungry again

Olivia: you just ate 5 bowls of soup how are you hungry

Hayato: my stomach is bigger than you can possibly conprehend

Olivia: i seriously dont thi-

Hayato: alright gang what do we do now?

DDP: well its an earthquake lets just time skip back to the town

Hayato: yeeeeeeee

Olivia: NO WE ARE GONNA ACT LIKE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE

Hayato: but we're not normal people

DDP: also stronger than most

Hayato: he's right you know i know it might surprise you to think youre not completely useless but yes

Olivia: speaking from experience buddy?

Hayato: so youre admitting it?

Olivia: NO

hayato: TIME SKIP

*time skip to when the earthquakes have stopped and they're back at the old city that hasnt been named yet*

Hayato: so yeah whats this city called btw?

Olivia: its called

Hayato: nah i'll keep it a mystery

DDP: you 2 hate eachother that much?

Hayato & olivia: YES

DDP: what i think we need is a little bonding, let us go to a dungeon and explore the wonders that is monster fucki- killing

Hayato: hey any chance for her to die i accept

*ground starts shaking*

Hayato: hey look time skip failed there are still earthquakes

Olivia: i dont think its an earthquake

*ground starts cracking*

Hayato: its gonna destroy the fountain thats in the middle of the city how am i gonna know what the middle point is WHEN IM AT A HUGE OPEN SPACE WITH SHOPS AND PEOPLE AND BENCHES OH NOOOOOO

DDP: poor ground

Olivia: we're not doing it

Hayato: huh?

Olivia: whatever it is thats gonna come up from the ground we're not fighting it

Hayato: but we're seen as heroes since we took down the nwo

DDP: only after we exposed the secrets and illegal shit that they did

Hayato: it woulda been pretty messy if we didnt

DDP: yeah

Olivia: CAN WE JUST LET THE OTHER HUNTERS AND GUARDS FIGHT WHATEVER IT IS AND JUST GO?

hayato: why we got nothing better to do.......do we?

DDP: lets fight it

Hayato: i agree

???: HOW DARE YOU ALL LEAVE THIS TOWN

Hayato: heh?

???: I AM LONELY BEER AND EVER SINCE IVE BEEN SEALED AWAY THE SEAL HAS BEEN ABSORBING EVERYONES ENERGY BY JUST A BIT WHERE YOU DONT FEEL IT AND THE SECOND EVERYONE LEFT IT LET ME GO

Hayato: okay but why are you angry

Loney beer: EVER SINCE MY MASTER DIDNT FINISH DRINKING ME AND JUST LEFT ME THERE IVE FELT ANGER AND REVENGE AND EVENTUALLY I WAS ABLE TO CUT THE CUNTS THROAT

Hayato: okay but since youve had your revenge why are you angry

lonely beer: BECAUSE YOU ALL LEFT ME ALONE LIKE MY MASTER DID

Hayato: well not our fault, wait you didnt cause that earthquake earlier today?

*lonely beer comes out of the ground*

Lonely beer: no i didnt

Hayato: well then its not ours nor is it your fault that we left

Lonely beer: this wont stop me from brutally murdering your entire species

Hayato: oooohhh so thats your goal
Not gonna lie pretty bor-

Lonely beer: SHUT UP

*lonely beer shoot beer at hayato but hayato just barely dodges*

Hayato: haha you missed you dumb cuuuuuuuuuuu- oh

*hayato looks at the building behind him that the beer hit and he sees the whole thing destroyed*

Hayato: we can continue talking right?

Lonely beer: no way in hell

Hayato: gotcha

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