The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

going into a lonely journey

Hayato pov

*hayato arrives at Kitagawa's house*

Hayato: I DID IIIITTTTT

Kitagawa: you killed lonely beer?

Hayato: WAS THAT THE INTENTION?

*Kitagawa stares murderous intent at hayato*

*hayato stands straight up with his arms straight down*

Hayato: SORRY SIR I'LL GO BACK RIGHT TO KILL HIM

Kitagawa: PFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA of course it wasnt the intention you cant beat him hehhhh look at you all serious

(I think i peed a little again)

Kitagawa: also stop pissing your pants it's definitely noticeable

Hayato: shit

Kitagawa: no dont

Hayato: sooooo i did it

Kitagawa: okay

Hayato: is that all?

Kitagawa: sure

Hayato: no congrats?

Kitagawa: i could've done it

Hayato: I ONLY GET A CONGRATS IF I DO SOMETHING YOU CANT?

Kitagawa: correct

Hayato: fuck

Kitagawa: NOW FOR YOUR NEXT TRAINING

hayato: oh god please no

Steve: i swear to god hayato piece a shit one more time and you're getting the stunner and you shall be forever known as lobster head in my book

Hayato: HEH

Kitagawa: tomorrow you shall go on a journey by yourself

Hayato: explain cumstain

Kitagawa: in a certain country there is this....let's call it criminal group terrorizing the country

Hayato: uhuhhhh?

Kitagawa: its the country i started out at and youre going to save it just like how you're going to save this one

Hayato: WHA DO I EVEN HAVE TIME FOR THAT?

Kitagawa: dude its been 6 days

Hayato: oh yeah
Hey you think if i ask lonely beer for another month he'll say yes?

Kitagawa: what? No why the fu-

Hayato: im going to ask be right back

Kitagawa: HEH?

*Cut to lonely beer*

Lonely beer: YOU WHAT? ARE YOU MOCKING ME BY JUST COME HERE NO FEAR AND ASKING THAT?

hayato: nah nah thats why im asking for another month youre too powerful we cant have our ultimate battle when im not at my best

Lonely beer: hmmmm

(PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE)

lonely beer: very well

Hayato: wait really didnt i piss you off?

Lonely beer: no i appreciated it i see it as a small sample of your training

Hayato: oh well thanks

Lonely beer: now go

Hayato: yeah sure

Lonely beer: 10 9 8 7

Hayato: RUNNING

*hayato fucks off and heads towards the expensive training grounds to inform the bitch i mean olivia*

Hayato: OLIVIAAAAA BIIIITCHHH WHERE YOU AT?

Olivia: GO AWAY

hayato: ah there she is

Olivia: oh god what do you want blood sucker?

Hayato: ooh new one, but yeh i asked lonely beer for another month

Olivia: and that worked?

Hayato: yup surprising i know

*tiddy i mean tibby and tobay head towards hayato and Olivia*

Tobay: AY WHO THIS WHAT'RE YOU DOING WITH MY WOMAN?

*hayato kicks tobay sending him crashing into a wall*

Olivia: well you've seem to have gotten stronger

Hayato: well yeah i didnt sit on my ass these 6 days like i normally would

Hayato: btw im going to a different country for a while sooooo time to fuck off

Olivia: wha why where?

Hayato: goodbyeeeeeee

Olivia: why is he like that

Tibby: he's pretty ugly

Olivia: well yeah

Tobay: tsuh my favorite color ish glassh

*tobay faints*

*cut to the next day Hayato and kitagawa preparing for hayato's departure*

Hayato: wait how do i even get there?

Kitagawa i got something

*Kitagawa goes to the small shed next to the house and brings out a weird vehicle*

Hayato: ayo ayo ayo is that a fucking motorcycle

Kitagawa: yeah except its powered up by a magic core because i cant power it up with my magic as i have non

Hayato: how convenient but why haven't i seen any before

Kitagawa: this country isn't very welcoming to use of magic in everyday objects so they rejected the 'magicycle'

Hayato: makes sense

Kitagawa: when you arrive at the gates show the guards this letter they dont know you're coming so watch out

Hayato: understood?

Hayato: how does the magicycle work?

Kitagawa: like a fucking motorcycle

Hayato: oh keys?

*Kitagawa tosses the keys*

Kitagawa: here dumbass now go my braincells can only handle so much of you

Hayato: sure see ya in a few days

Kitagawa: if you live sure

Hayato: you know me i got thiiiiiis

*hayato drives off*

Kitagawa pov

(The normal you would've refused why couldn't you have been like this from the beginning)

*mr. G apears from the woods again*

Mr.G: well that's something you're going to make put him through the same huh?

Kitagawa: no the one's he'll face are much worse all this just to beat a single bottle of beer, fuck's sakes

TO BE
CONTINUED