The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

not even a warmup

Hayato pov

*hayato claps*

Hayato: well done akira i almost thought you were useless and just tanking the hits for the sake of it

Akira: exactly how low are your expectations for me?

Hayato: you know the first ever teamate i had is very useless you know

Olivia: WELL ATLEAST I DIDN'T STARTS A FIGHT WITH 2 MANIACS

hayato: irrelevant

Olivia: HOW?

Hayato: it came out of your mouth how else?

Olivia: when i see you dying i wont help you i would smash your head in

Hayato: only when im weakened enough to not hit you with barrel?

Olivia: CUNT

*Olivia grabs hayato by the collar*

Hayato: calm down there's a bigger threat currently

Olivia: THERE ISN'T A BIGGER THREAT TO MY SANITY THAN YOU

hayato: true, but physically it's that green bottle of beer

Lonely beer: WHILE YOU PRIMATES WERE FOOLING AROUND I MADE A BOMB
THAT'S RIGHT A BEER BOMB EAT THAT

Hayato: cant eat it if it's beer now can i?

Lonely beer: GOODBYE HAYATO AND IRRELEVANT WOMAN

Olivia: this is just bullying now

???: *yawn* seriously this is what you're having trouble with?

Lonely beer: huh?

Hayato: oh sup Kitagawa

Kitagawa: i'll tell you whats up your dead bodies in a second if you let that beer bomb go off

Hayato: nah i got this

Lonely beer: interesting

*lonely beer cancels the beer bomb*

Lonely beer: seems like i found a REAL threat

Kitagawa: oh? Where i haven't seen any yet

Lonely beer: hooh would you like to test that

Kitagawa: nah it's an undeniable fact

Lonely beer: it's not a thing you can say no to

Kitagawa: sorry but i make it a rule not to fight for fun

Lonely beer: so im not worthy of a battle to the death?

Kitagawa: atleast you're not as clueless as a certain student

Hayato: oh fuck you

Lonely beer: but it's not for you to decide

*lonely beer prepares to shoot a beer stream*

Kitagawa: just to show you how weak you are i'll invent a new technique on the spot

Lonely beer: LET'S SEE IT THEN

*lonely beer shoots a beer stream*

Kitagawa: next generation art liquid separator

*kitagawa does a vertical slice with his hands splitting the beer stream*

Lonely beer: WHAT?

Kitagawa: you see if you actually started trainging and regaining your strength you might've been a warmup

To be continued