The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

a strange manly man

Lonely beer pov
Holy shit thats new

Lonely beer: now for my evil hideout

*lonely beer glances at the guild building*

Lonely beer: perfect

*skip to the guild building office*

*door smashes open*

Lonely beer: ive come to collect my seat

Guild owner: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

lonely beer: well its not as if it'll matter to a deadman

Guild owner: what happened to all the hunters downstairs

Lonely beer: MUAHAHAHAHA well you see literally nothing

Guild owner: well thats pretty wea-

*suddenly the guild owner gets blasted out the window to the outside*

(Now to rest and regain all of my power)

*cut to hayato*
Hayato pov

Hayato: you know i probably should have learned how to read
Also why is bobs cave dungeon thing in a forest

???: who goes there

Hayato: your friendly neighborhood coominator who is you?

???: I haven't heard that way of talking
In years

Hayato: huzzah what now?

*hayato looks at the man grey hair, some sort of cigarette in his mouth, around 5'9 with a strange thing in his hands*

???: whats your name

Hayato: is ya boi hayato
Whats yours

Kitagawa: its kitagawa

Hayato: ayo why does it sound like

*kitagawa points the strange object at hayato*

Hayato: AYO IS THAT A FUCKING GLO-

*kitagawa pressed the button and suddenly a stream of lightning came flying hayato and it hits him but due to kitagawa holding the button down it stays there*

Kitagawa: not a glock its a stun gun kind of and it basically uses stored up lightning magic but i can tune the power up and down and makes it more accurate than actually using lightning magic while not absorbing much of the stored magic

*hayato is fucking unconscious*

Kitagawa: well not like you hear any of this

To be cuntinued probably