Hayato pov (as always)
Hogan: well brother time to *flexes* show ya to the rest of the gang dude
Hayato: please dont tell me that theyre more annoying than you
Hogan: i dont know about that one dude all i know is is that theyll love you brother
Hayato: i somehow doubt that speaking of doubting i doubt that you dont despise me for ruining your future generation
Hogan: im fine with it dude, never wanted any of those money vacuums you call children
Hayato: you seem to reaallly have a short temper huh? How do the towns people like you? No actually do they even like you cuz ive only known you for like 10 minutes and i already wanna go back to the blonde bitch
Wait what was her name again?
Hogan: well brother of course they like the hulkster dude they even forgave me for that one time i said ni-
*cut to the mickey mouse fanclub i mean nwo house thing*
(I already want to destroy this building its very painful to look at i mean it has their faces on it)
*rings doorbell cuz the cunt forgot his keys*
* door opens*
???: heeey yo what happened to your ........
Hayato:.........
Hogan:...........
???: keys
Hogan: i forgot them hall brotherrrr but im here to introduce to you THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, BALL PUNCHING, HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, OF THE WORLD HAYATOOOOOOO dude
Hall: listen we da bad guys you sure this kid got what it takes to beat THE bad guy
Hayato: im positive your balls are vulnerable to kicks and maces
Hall: never assume the best mang ye never know if the opponent doesnt have his mob spawner intact and still danglin down there if you catch what im throwing
Hayato: *face palms* all i got from that was that you have no balls and that its very painful to listen to you
*you feel the ground shake*
???: well whats this
Hogan: well dude nash brother this is THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, BALL PUN-
hayato: my names hayato and i joined the nwo by kicking him in his brothers if you know what im saying
Nash: yeh i got it
Nash: so how are they Hogan
Hogan: how are what
Nash: hows your balls dipshit we have to go remember?
Hogan: just perfect brother we can get going now hayato you stay here with hall dude
Hayato: damn i kinda don't want to twat
Hall: heeeeey yo no swearing i may be THE bad guy but swearing is off limits have respect to the lord chico
Hayato: call me that again and ill tie you up in a fridge and bury you in beer
Hall: now now chico calm down
Hayato: im bored tell me something i can do cunt like something fun
Hall: heeeey yo i gotta go to weapons shop as my custom weapon should be done by now but.........
Hayato:.......
Hall: i give you this real gold chain to look afta
Hayato: with my life
Hall: heeey yo chico something happen to this somethin happen to you capice?
Hayato: crystal clear
Hall: im going now
(Like i give a fuck)
(Im just here to get stronger then murder all three of you and make everyone in this city my slave)
*throws chain on the table without caring*
Hayato: Time to investigate
Hayato: lets see what i can find and cause to accuse one of them as a fake traitor, this should be doable considering they are all morons i gotta make one of them sus i think i'll aim for the tall dude called nash
To be continued what?
YOU ARE READING
The Adventures Of Hayato And Co
Actiona story about a dude that got isekaid and meets people he inevitably comes to hate while committing various crimes on accident......i think
