The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

the nicest stranger

Hayato pov

So after i somehow got run over, met god, got annoyed by his constant whats and now im in a new world with no idea of what to do or what everything is, I mean atleast i see a decently sized city from what i can tell, i might hate crowded areas but i dont have a choice i havent had my hourly mouth stuffing of smores, fuck sakes they probably dont have any in this world but atleast i get to kill

***skip to the city***

Hmmmmm
You reckon i got god on speed dial?

Oh god now im talking to myself  as if theres someone else fuck

???: what the fuck do you want failure?

Hayato: wait a minute i know that voice....ugh

Steve: whyre you so suprised, you called what?

Hayato: wait just by saying oh god contacts you?

Steve: sadly yes i would like to never speak to you again but i have to what?

Hayato: well i was wondering what do i do next, like do i just kill stuff or like how do i get money and what are my skills and magic

Steve:.......i dont know

Hayato: ohhh cmon twat you must know something

Steve: fucks sakes check ya back pocket what?

I reach for my pocket and theres a pouch with money

Hayato: REALLY you just gave me money just like that what kinda generic lazy ass shit is this i was ready to work hard for everything and here i have around 80% of africas wealth, whats next i start out with high stats and powerful attacks

Steve: *sweats profusely* well u got high stats but so far your only ability is ..... based on facepalming what?

Hayato: wha heh??? Ok but what does it do

Steve: just say status and youll see a generic basic no effort stat screen everyone else in that world has this too

Hayato: alright, status

*and just like steve described a generic basic screen popped up as if it were an rpg or generic isekai anime*

Hayato: it says right here phasepalming a somewhat physical attack where by face palming a outlined transparent hand phases through the back of your head hitting whats behind you triggered by saying phasepalm while facepalming

Range: 3 meters
Attack: the stronger the users physical strength the stronger the ability
Speed: average

Hayato: well that sounds very underwhelming

*says hayato while face palming*

Steve: well you better be greatful because thats all youre getting what? Also i'd advise killing some of the weaker monsters outside of the city to level up because it doesnt take god to know youre as hopeless as dolph's career what?

Hayato: what?

Steve: don't worry about it, all that matters now is you not being a weak slow pathetic sunova bitch and thats the bottom line cuz god said so

Haayto: i regret choosing to go to this world

???: well hello there interesting looking fellow may i interest you in some pears and tea?

Hayato: FUCK YOU CALL ME?

???: oh dont worry it wasnt an insult we are going to get along just fine

***totally non evil smirk***

Hayato: well that wasnt among us sus at all