The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

the fights that decides it all (part 1)

matt: IT IS TIME

Everyone: ok

Matt: i know you all must be nervous but we can so this but keep in mind dont fight dirty, and by that i mean just 1 on 1s i dont care how you fight really

Hayato: can i kick them in the cocojumbo?

Matt: but of course little hayato

Hayato: fuck off

Matt: YES lets
TELEPORT

*matt teleports everyone except Olivia to the NWO house*

Matt: all of us are here

Hayato: wheres the bitch?

Matt: she is over that young hayato

*matt points at lita*

Lita: you bitch

*matt knocks*

Hogan: WHAT DO YOU WHAT BROTHER

Matt: let us dual in a final deciding bout

Hogan: ALRIGHT LETS DO IT DUDE
HALL NASH

Hall&nash: yeah we're coming

*matt teleports everyome into the mountains*

Matt: alright let us all decide who fights and by all i mean me IT SHALL BE

Hall vs shawn

Nash vs hayato

AND LASTLY
HOGAN VS STING
..........
Matt: everyone ok with that

Hall: hey yo i woulda preferred hayato but i dont mind squashing this bug

Shawn: i'll fucking make you lose your smile in a minute asshole

Nash: you know my answer

Hayato: same here

hogan: NO

matt: what?

Hogan: I WANT 2 AT THE SAME TIME BROTHER

Matt: NO we shallnt do that my buff blond friend it shall be 1 on 1 if you win however you can just fight anyone else

Hogan: i accept that dude

Sting: im ok with that

Matt: THEN IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRST SHOWDOWN OF THE IMMORTALS

Triple h: leave me to the nickname introductions

Matt: hush it triple h

Hayato: HM?

matt: first it is shawn vs hall the 2 of you warriors ready?

Shawn&hall: yes

Matt: then commence the battle

*hall grabs the toothpick out of his mouth then throws it at shawns face*

*shawn gets blown away*

Hayato: OKAY HOW DOES THAT WORK SHIT DONT MAKE NO SENSE

* hall charges at shawn but shawn charges back but sends himself flying and hits hall with his forearm*

Shawn: that toothpick made me ignore jesus for a second almost stomped on a Canadian flag

Hayato: what does that have to do with anything
ALSO IS THERE A CANADA HERE?

*hall comes in to shawn in a rush but shawn dodges every punch but 1 and that drops him to the floor*

............

Hayato: did he really just lose that easily?

Hall: looks like you were too puny to beat the almighty hall

*shawn does a kip up into a dropkick sending hall flying, shawn chases after him elbows him in the back*

Shawn: come on im still playing around

*hall turns around trying do a swiping kick to shawn but shawn dodges by jumping up*

Hall: terrible mistake

*hall shoots a giant razor up in the sky following shawn*

Shawn: as if that would do anything

*shawn redirects it slightly by using the sweet chin music and kick it aside*

Shawn: see nothing you can do poses a threat shit for brains

Hall: hey yo i said hey yo
Youre wrong chico

*hall appears behind shawn and uses the razors edge*

Shawn: shit

*the razor hits shawns in his left side making a huge cut*

*they all land on the ground because they had that bullshit where they didnt fly but were up in the air for a long time ignore it fuck off*

*hall approaches shawn*

Hall: hey yo time to end this chico shouldnta messed with our biz you get me?

Shawn: yeah i do want me to play you a song about it or something?

Hall: hey yo chico not a bad idea maybe i should get some slaves to sing songs for me

*suddenly a huge beam of light appears from shawn*

*after waiting for a few second suddenly shawn comes out of the light to hit hall right on the chin with sweet chin music and it knocks hall down*

Shawn: you thought it would be that easy?

Hall: well
Yeah chico
Youre still injuuuuuuuuuured

*shawns wound is gone*

Hall: hey yo i said hey yo survey time
HOW

shawn: i prayed to our lord and savior jesus christ and he listened
And time to make you a believer

*shawn attacks hall with a flurry of attacks and eventually knocking hall away and onto the ground*

Shawn: well time for you to meet the big dog himself, jesus

Hall: it wont be that easy
Hey yo
I SAID HEY YOOOOOOOOO

*suddenly smoke appears from hall covering him*

Hall: hey yo my name is hall but now you can call ramon
Rrrrrrrazor rrrrrrramon

*ramon sends out a razors edge to shawn but shawn easily dodges it*

Shawn: all that for no change?

*suddenly hall is behind shawn*

Ramon: really, no change?

*razor ramon punches shawn in the back sending him flying, and then hall sends out a flurry of razors edges towards shawn and they hit*

Ramon: looks like you pushed yourself over the edge too much ay chico?

*shawn has lost the fight*

*hayato face palms*

Hayato: fuck sakes you useless twat

To be cuntinued what? I said what? What? Whaaaaaaaaaat?