The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

fuck the city

Hayato pov

Hayato: okay so you are sure that we cant talk about it?

Lonely beer: yes

Hayato: what if you just fight the other hunters and the guards as we run away from you?

Olivia: what happened to fighting and not having anything to do?

Hayato: Olivia do not do this right now

Olivia: awww you scared? You itty bitty scaredy booyyyy?

Hayato: no one likes you

Olivia: you dont have any friends besides ddp

DDP: and im everyones friend

Lonely beer: ARE YOU DONE TALKING?

hayato: no just give us a minute like i said

DDP: DIAMOND CUTTER

*ddp throws a diamond cutter at lonely beer but he dodges*

DDP: uh oh

Olivia: you idiot

Hayato: ohhhhhh

Lonely beer: you done goofed

Hayato: shit

*cut to the street thats behind the buildings behind hayato and co*

*hayato comes crashing through a house onto the street while lonely beer is choking him*

Lonely beer: is that all you got

Hayato: no, you?

*lonely beer tightens his grip*

Hayato: arggh cant breath

*ddp kicks lonely beer away*

DDP: you little shit

Hayato: fuckin hell

Olivia: you got choked by a beer bottle thats hilarious you almost died by something so small

*olivia starts laughing*

Lonely beer: BEER STREAM

*lonely beer shoots out a powerful stream of beer aimed at Olivia but she just barely dodges*

Lonely beer: how dare you insult the almighty

Hayato: bobby lashley?

Lonely beer: ME

hayato: well im sure some women like beer but i dont know about Olivia anymore

Olivia: fuck off

*lonely beer charges at Olvia knocking her all the way down the street knocking her into a house*

Hayato: pffff HAAAAAAAAH GET WHAT YOU DESERVE SHIT WOMAN

*lonely beer turn to hayato and kicks him in the side knocking him into a wooden cart*

Hayato: ugh haha ugh she still deserved it

*DDP not being a retard actually fights back and is able to make lonely beer take a step back*

DDP: aw cmon he's not THAT strong we can take him

Lonely beer: oh please im still rusty this is just a slight warm up

DDP: cunt

*lonely beer throws a barrage of punches at ddp ending it with a kick to the stomach knocking him away*

Lonely beer: ahhh im finally starting to get back all my power

Hayato: oh great he isnt even trying

Hayato: oh god

Steve: what?

Hayato: this what you mentioned before?

Steve: obviously what?

Hayato: say how strong is he at full power?

Steve: like he could beat a full power hogan as a warmup what?

Hayato: end me

Steve: careful what you wish for what?

*olivia charges at lonely beer with a sword*

Hayato: where'd she get that from?

*lonely beer catches the sword strike with his fingers*

Lonely beer: as if a sword could take down the almighty lonely beer*

Olivia: you fool

Lonely beer: hm?

*olivia jumps back while lonely beer is still holding the sword with his fingers and the sword explodes*

Olivia: drink that you cheap bottle of nothing

Lonely beer: cheap? You might want to consult the weapons smith that made this sword because cheap is the only way to describe it

Olivia: oh fuck sakes

*the smoke disappears revealing lonely beer standing there unharmed*

Lonely beer: youre going to need a country sized explosion to harm me you shit woman

Hayato: hahaha- ow it hurts to laugh

To be cucucucucucuntinued what?