The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

akira vs lonely beer

Hayato POV

*after waiting for about 2 hours a whole group of people arrive the so called six world*

Hayato: oh

*everyone looks at hayato who's currently  sitting on his head on the chair to get rid of his boredom*

Hayato: dont mind me come in i insist

???: not like we have a choice

The king: well not everyone is here but we shall not wait any longer, everyone sit down you all will get introduced to hayato over here the new pillar of nature

The king: akira introduce yourself as you are the guardian of land, hayato this is your direct higher up

*hayato looks up at akira and sits normally*

Hayato: AYO YOU'RE HUGE

akira: oh come on not that big

Hayato: have you seen yourself in a mirror

Akira: yeah but mirrors are too weak to stay intact after i walk into its field of vision

Hayato: how?

Akira: its called being differently built

Hayato: fat sumo wrestler?

Akira: you can put it that way

The king: now then lets continue with introdu-

Akira: GET DOWN

Hayato: HEH

*lonely beer comes crashing through the roof*

LB: HAYATO ITS BEEN 6 DAYS HOW ARE YOU ALREADY REQUESTING FOR ANOTHER MONTH THIS JUST CAME THROUGH TO ME

hayato: no take backs

LB: BUT IM EVIL

*lonely beer fires a beer stream at hayato*

Akira: not good enough

*Akira jumps in front of hayato*

Akira: that attack even enough to push me

LB: oh someone competent?

Akira: it wasnt really any of my buisness but since you were trying to harm my now subordinate it became my business

Hayato: MAH MAN

*Lonely beer jumps at akira and punches him in his stomach*

Akira: you really think a wimpy punch is going to do something to the worlds greatest sumo wrestler

*akira shoves his hands into lonely beer's mid area sending him flying into the wall*

The king: everyone attack this

Akira: no no leave this to me

Hayato: woo yeah you got em champ

*lonely beer shoots a stream of beer at akira but he sweeps it away*

Akira: futile

Lonely beer: well well fat boy protecting your defenseless subordinate how nice atleast i get to face a threat

*lonely beer charges at Akira launching a quick barrage of attacks*

Akira:.......

*akira grabs lonely beer with both hands as he is stil in his big form and he starts crushing lonely beer*

Lonely beer: you insolent oversized forgettable bug

*lonely beer shoots out this small beer explosion around him to make akira let go*

Lonely beer: congrats you actually made a crack hehehehe HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME THIS SCAR

*akira palm shoves the upper area of lonely beer and shoves him into the ground*

Akira: all talk and yet no backing up

Lonely beer: you worthless garbage bag its time for my strongest move

Hayato: AKIRA

akira: what?

*hayato throws a smoke ball so that hayato and akira can escape*

*cut to akira and hayato outside*

Akira: what was that for i was destroying him

Hayato: 1st of i can tell you were in immense pain 2nd its too risky to let him use his ultimate move i suggest we move back to the city where i live so we train together to beat him

Akira: is he some project made by the walls?

Hayato: no its a long story but the country or kingdom or whatever is in danger because of it

Akira: as your higher up i gotta help my subordinate, im in

Hayato: finally an ally that doesnt do yoga

Akira: i do yoga though

Hayato: SON OF A BITCH

To be continued what