The Adventures Of Hayato And Co

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Hayato pov cunts

Hayato: okokokok i know you might not believe this but nash not only has broken the chain but has also been supplying other parties so that he can take the nwo down and join them

Hogan: b-brother how can this be?

Hall: hey yo he's saying you might not believe this meaning he knows it sounds ridiculous so therefore it must be true mang

Nash: oh come on how could you believe this, the same day he joins everything goes to shit isnt that suspicious?

Hayato: nah

Hogan: well i mean

Hayato: HE USED THIS OPPORTUNITY TO DO ALL THIS AND BLAME IT ON THE NEW GUY

hall: hey yo that aint cool mang i know.....we da bad guys but we aint bad friends how could you do this mang?

Nash: oh come on it obviously wasnt me because i was-

*door bell rings*

Hogan: i'll get it dudes

*hogan opens up the door*

???: hello my fellow adventurers we came stepping at your doorstep the reason being me and my brother nero heard your little....squabble

???: we came because we heard the screams of a young and.... suffering child

Hayato: i'll fucking make you suffer cunts

???: yahhhhhhhh its seems theres a new youngling in between these respected and experienced adventurers
Let us introduce our selves brother nero

???: thats a wonderful idea my brother

Matt: my name is....MATT

Jeff: and my name is jeff and dont forget about

Lita: the names lita and we are team xtreme

Hayato: why does everyone want to introduce themselves when i really do not give a sheet

Matt: now now youngling let us join your conversation what is this SQUABBLE all about

Hogan: well dude nash over here broke hall's chain or atleast thats what the little dude says

Hayato: first off fuck you for calling me that you shoe licking bottom boy twat and yes he did do it believe this little youngling would you

Matt: ahhhh yessss the ol broken chain mystery i have dealt with such crimes before in other worlds before

Jeff: and we can tell you for SURE

Lita: nash did it

Hayato: see they believe it and they're the experts here hi my names rick harris and i got a buddy who knows all about this

Everyone: what?

Hayato: hush it maybe we should take this outside its quite annoying standing in a house with faces of the party members on it

Matt: ahhh i agree youngling let us continue this at the training site where all of the adventurers come to....well train of course

*we head towards the training site*

Matt: this is the training site young one bask in its glory

(As i look around i notice 2 familiar faces, its pos and olivia, i think i'll just look the other way and hope they dont notice me)

Jeff: hey it seems someone is intensely staring at you with murderous intent

Hayato: they must be mistaken, lets just walk faster

Lita: so now that we are here explain the situation in full

*we explain in turns like good little boys in FUCKING SCHOOL*

Jeff: huh so thats who the *mysterious* supplier was

(Wait wasnt that supposed to be a lie?)

Nash: what? I never did anything i swear to god

Steve: fuck off dont use me as an excuse you liar

Everyone: what?

(So everyone heard that?)

Hall: see even god says its true

Nash: he's lying he must be the one that did all this, or maybe it was hall it was his chain he was home before us and he just goes along with everything

Hogan: but would he really destroy his chain dude? Hmm but then again he could always buy a new one

Hayato: what if it was a fake?

*Nash & hogan gasp*

Hogan: So it was hall

Hall: what if it was Hogan he always pulls all kinds of strings he couldve easily done it since all he wants is power and fame

Hogan: what? How dare you dude

Jeff: damn you really were able to put them against eachother

Hayato: how do you know it was a lie?

Jeff: well we noticed by eavesdropping earlier and everyone wants the nwo gone so hey, besides we technically do get mysterious unknown supplies i spoke about this to 2 other parties about it and they also get them

Hayato: thats perfect then hehehehehehehe

Lita: y'know you can really sound like an evil cunt like that

Haya: well im not settling for sound like

Hogan: yknow what? LETS SETTLE THIS IN A TRIPLE THREAT

hayato: oh good im left out of this

Hall: good idea mang

*the nwo all stand on the sparring battleground which is just a big square outlined*

(there is also one that slightly higher up probably meant for tournaments i dont really give a fuck though i just want those 3 cunts to get hurt)

* the three start fighting but hogan is definitely dominating but not for long as they soon become even but then suddenly*

???: STOP WITH ALL THIS POINTLESS FIGHTING ABOUT SOME SILLY JEWELRY YOU GUYS ARE A DISGRACE TO THE ART OF FIGHTING

*everyone looks to the left to where the voice comes from*

(Who the fucks that and does he have 3 other dudes with him wearing normal jackets meanwhile he has a giant orgasmic coat?)

*they all put their hands behind their backs in sync*

???: MY NAME IS WALTER AND WE ARE IMPERIUM

to be cuntinued what?