Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Smh

"Erwin is our English test today?" Levi asked.

"You betcha," Erwin respond nonchalantly while looking at his phone.

Levi facepalmed. "Ugh, fuck me."

Erwin smirked and looked up from his phone. "Oh ho ho, shall I?"

"No!" Levi looked at him with a face full of disgust. "We have been over this, I'm asexual."

"Whatever you tell yourself, kid," Hanji suddenly appeared from behind.

"Dammit! Hanji where did you come from?" Levi asked.

Hanji stared straight into Levi's eyes. "My mother's womb."

"That was unnecessary," Levi said.

Hanji shrugged. "I could have said vagina."

For some reason, Erwin snickered.

"Dude, you have the humor of a fifth grader," Hanji commented. "And that's coming from me."

"His mind is in the gutter today," Levi rolled his eyes.

"Yeah," Erwin snickered. "I'm in the gutter, alright. Balls deep in it."

"Please stop," Levi sighed.

"Not until you scream my name," Erwin smirked.

"I want to bang my head against the door," Levi sighed.

"Yeah Levi," Erwin nudged him. "Bang it. Bang it hard."

Hanji burst into laughter at well.

"Imagine having to the hospital because of door sex," Hanji laughed.

"How would door sex even work?" Levi asked.

"By sticking the doorknob up your ass," Erwin answered as plain as day.

"I shouldn't have asked that," Levi stated.

"Smh Erwin," Hanji smiled. "Smh."

"Stop shaking your head," Erwin stated. "You have a dirty mind, too."

"Oh yeah?" Hanji smirked.

"Surprise..." Erwin said in a weird tone.

Immediately, Hanji's eyes had a mischievous gleam to them. "BUTTSECKS!"

Erwin joined her. The next thing you know, they both were on the same page. "BUTTSECKS! BUTTSECKS B-B-B-B-B-B BUTTSECKS."

"It was a mistake talking to you today, Erwin," Levi groaned while regretting every thing he has done wrong in his life.

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AN: hi