Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

What Goes on in Band Practice

"GUYS, IM SO GLAD YOU'RE JOINING PIT BAND!" Connie exclaimed as his friends walked through the band room door. "Hey, where is-"

"Bertolt, Jean, and Marco are doing baseball this season, and Mikasa is doing tennis," Armin explained. "But everyone else is here."

"I'm so excited!" Sasha exclaimed. "We'll be going through this together!"

"Attention please," Mr. Pixis called out. As a band teacher or a person, no one takes him seriously. He tends to doze off, leaving the band kids in the hands of the Teacher Assistants. "I'm glad you have all decided to join Pit Band for this year's musical. You are going to be getting the 42 songs you all have to learn by April today. I know you will practice hard. Now let me print out some other things," Mr. Pixis murmured as he walked back into his office.

After Mr. Pixis was done with his speech, Connie hopped on over to Eren and Armin who were sitting in the strings section, leaving his tuba unattended.

At the same time, Sasha was taking her violin out of the storage when she noticed his tuba on the ground.

"Yo, Ymir," she whispered. "On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like messing with Connie?"

Ymir smirked. "It's what I live for."

"Hey guys," Reiner greeted as he walked out of the band storage room with his trumpet.

"I didn't even see you go in there," Ymir stated.

"I'm magic," Reiner said as he slowly backed away from them.

"Okay then," Sasha walked over to Connie's tuba and dragged it to Ymir. "Where should I put this?"

Ymir glanced around the room. "Behind the piano."

Sasha nodded and hid Connie's tuba behind the piano. She snickered as she walked back to Ymir. Connie glanced back to where his tuba should be for a second. However, he looked extremely confused when he saw that the tuba wasn't there. The two girls turned away to hide that they were laughing.

"What did you do to my tuba?!" Connie squeaked from behind. This made Sasha jump and burst into a fit of laughter.

"What tuba?" Ymir tried hard not to laugh, but she was unsuccessful. "I didn't even see one."

"My tuba is big, gold, and shiny," Connie described. "It's kinda hard to miss."

"Hey Connie!" Eren called out. "Is this your tuba?" He asked pointing to the one behind the piano.

"Umm..." Connie scrutinized it.

However, Reiner once again walked out of the band's storage room and shook his head. "Your tuba is a lot smaller."

Connie grumbled as he took the tuba and put it back into the storage room. Ymir and Sasha snickered at his obliviousness.

He stormed out and straight up to Sasha and Ymir. "We need to have a conversation. Where did you place my tuba!"

"Hey don't ask us," Ymir shrugged. "You're the one who lost it."

Everyone else started to snicker.

"How do you lose a tuba?" Armin asked.

"Connie somehow managed to do it," Sasha teased.

"Where is my stinking tuba?" Connie whined.

"We hid it behind the piano and you, for some reason, thought it wasn't yours and put it away!" Ymir laughed.

"You didn't even recognize your own tuba!" Sasha laughed even harder.

Connie grumbled again and stomped into the storage to get his tuba. At the same time, Reiner walked out, once again, with his trumpet.

"Reiner, how come we never see you actually enter the storage room?" Sasha asked.

"Yeah, you came out of that closet 3 fucking times," Ymir crossed her arms. "What did you do? Army crawl across the floor?"

"Maybe," Reiner slowly backed away again. However, this time, he tripped over a music stand and fell down with it, causing a mess.

Mr. Pixis stepped out of his office. "Reiner, why?"

"It was the stand, sir," he responded.

"Walk straight and maybe you won't trip," Pixis stated before walking back into his office.

"He can't do anything straight," Sasha smirked.

"Oh, up top!" Ymir high five Sasha. "True statement."

"You're gay, too, Ymir," Reiner snapped back.

"I know," Ymir rolled her eyes.

"I bet I'm gayer than you," Reiner stated.

"Bring it bitch," Ymir said. "Wanna piece of this?"

"Let's go," Reiner put his trumpet down and marched up to Ymir. "To the mall."

"Oh it's on!" Ymir shouted.

"I have one more thing to tell you," Reiner stated.

"What?"

"It's blue and black. Period," he smirked.

"Fuck you, it's white and gold!" Ymir shouted.

"How do you people see white and gold?" Reiner asked.

"You wanna go?!" Ymir shouted.

"I'm already going!" Reiner replied.

And on that day, Reiner and Ymir's friends received a grim reminder. They lived in a world where Reiner and Ymir were constantly trying to outgay each other...

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AN:

Son of a walrus, the sky is shitting snow.

Avalon is feeling pissed. Avalon doesn't like it when people quit on her for no fucking reason. Avalon wants to go to IHOP but the sky is shitting snow.

I mean, fuck, did it have burritos for dinner or something?

~ Avalon