Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Documentary

"Hey Eren! Can I have you be the subject for my project for film club?" Armin asked.

Eren looked up from his book. "Um, depends."

"What do you mean 'it depends'?" Armin asked, almost sounding like he was hurt.

"No, I didn't mean anything bad!" Eren tried to protect Armin's feelings. "Well, you see, if it's anything like last time..."

✎Flashbaaaaack✐

"WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK! WHY THE FUCK! NOPE! FUCK THIS SHIT!"

✎End of flashback✐

"...Then no," Eren stated.

"What?" Armin asked. "You couldn't handle a few itsy bitsy spiders?"

"Armin, if your version of 'itsy bitsy spiders' are lab-mutated, hairy, winged, jumping spiders that are as big as Reiner's man boobs, then yes," Eren answered. "I couldn't handle the itsy bitsy spiders."

Armin sighed. "I'm just doing a documentary about the life of a normal, high school, teenage boy."

At first, Eren was hesitant. Then, he decided to give in. If anything, it can't be anything as bad as the giant spiders again...

"Fine," Eren sighed. "I'll do it."

✎➕➖✖➗✐

"But dude," Eren stated. "How do you know Mr. Gold is gay?"

Reiner stared right at Eren. "Never question a queer's gaydar..."

Eren decided to let it be. Suddenly, Armin appeared from behind Eren.

"What's up?" Armin asked.

"What the hell dude, you scared me!" Eren jumped.

"Oh sorry," Armin apologized. "I'm just doing the documentary project thing."

"What's so special about him?" Jean scoffed.

"Wait a minute," Eren said. "You don't have this lunch shift..."

"I don't," Armin agreed. "But I got a pass from my study hall teacher to go to lunch for the project."

"Well, okay then," Eren said, slightly still shaken from the jump scare.

✎2 days later✐

Eren was peacefully doing his homework alone in the library when he had a strange feeling rise from within. Was someone watching him?

Eren did a quick turn around. He didn't see anything peculiar, that is, until he turned back around to face forward.

"Hey Eren!" Armin greeted out of nowhere.

"What the-!" Eren jumped out of his seat. "You weren't there four seconds ago?"

"What are you talking about?" Armin asked. "I was here the entire time."

"No," Eren interjected. "You weren't!"

"Eren, you look a little pale," Armin sounded concerned. "Are you okay?" However, Eren could see through that innocent act... whatever act Armin was pulling, he could see right through it. At least, that's he thought.

"No, I'm not okay!" Eren shouted. "You have been following me around for these past two days, and you've been pooping out of nowhere and it's really weird-"

"Eren Jaeger," Mr. Gold stood up from the library reference desk, with a Starbucks coffee in his hand. "This is a library. Now calm your butt down before I make you!"

"Sorry Mr. Gold," Eren whispered.

"I think he's totally gay," Armin stated.

"Can't question Reiner's gaydar..." Eren added uncomfortably.

✎➕➖✖➗✐

Eren was resting peacefully in his house that night. It was slightly stormy outside with thunder and lightning here and there, but Eren found it soothing.

Until lightning illuminated his deck, revealing what he thought to be a figure standing out there in the pouring rain.

Immediately, Eren jumped out of his couch and moved to the area in his house that was most densely populated. Mikasa was in the kitchen, making herself a small dinner from leftovers.

"Heeeyyy, Mikasa," he glanced around the kitchen. "Do you mind if I just sit here, in your company, with you, and not leave you alone... because that is totally what I'm worried about, ha! Leaving you alone?"

Mikasa gave Eren a blank stare.

"You know, so no one feels alone..." Eren added. Again, Mikasa didn't answer. She simply stared at him, then moved to the dining table where she ate her food.

"What the fuck, Mikasa? Do you not care that I am going to be murdered by someone? Are you on your period or some shit?" Eren asked desperately.

Immediately, Mikasa turned her head at a 90 degree angle to face him. "First of all, never joke about a girl's period unless you want to be dismembered, shot, then have your body thrown off the roof. Second, calm down, no one is going to murder you."

"Oh come on, Mikasa," Eren cried out. "Armin is out to kill me!"

"Why would he be out to kill you?" Mikasa asked while staring at her phone.

A flash of lightning lit up the window in front of the sink, showing that Armin was standing outside with an umbrella and his camera. Eren pointed at Armin's still somewhat visible silhouette.

"Please tell me you saw that?" Eren said nonchalantly.

"Saw what?" Mikasa didn't look up from her phone.

"You know what," Eren stated. "Fuck it! I'm going to bed." He walked past Mikasa and up the stairs to his room.

"Great job, Mikasa! Now I'm going to die because you refuse to help me!" Eren shouted melodramatically. "And when you find my cold, dead, corpse on my bed tomorrow morning, there will be a not beside it saying, 'I told you so'."

"Whatever," Mikasa murmured.

Eren wasn't sure how it was possible for Armin to get into his house without leaving a single wet footprint while leaving a perfectly dry note on his bed. However, it was Armin, and he managed to do all of that.

The note read: "I wouldn't recommend closing your eyes tonight."

Eren sighed and threw the note away. "Sleep was for the weak anyway."

✎➕➖✖➗✐

"Hello, Eren," Armin greeted him the next morning.

"GAH!" Eren shouted while scooting away. "Get the fuck away!"

"What's wrong?" Armin asked. "You look like you died-"

"Don't act like you don't know! You have been stalking me this entire time, making me go insane!" Eren accused.

Armin looked Eren straight in the eye. "Yeah, so?"

Eren blinked in confusion. "SO? I nearly went insane! You said it was only going to be a documentary of a normal teenage boy's life."

Armin laughed. "Oh my bad, I didn't complete the thought. You see, my topic was the documentary of a normal teenage boy's life going insane from paranoia." Armin said so, like he did absolutely nothing wrong.

Eren glared at him. "You have a two second head start."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AN: What's going in with Admin?

Admin is upset that a friend is graduating... Dammit life, why ya gotta be such a douche?