Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Hanji Shenanigans

"Rock, papers, scissors, shoot!" Auruo and Gunther shouted. Auruo drew scissors while Gunther drew rock.

"Ha!" Gunther pointed victoriously Auruo. "I still got it! In yo face!" Then he preceded to shout "Oh yeah!" repeatedly while attempting to twerk.

"I wish I can unsee that," Erd stated monotonously.

"I need to bleach my eyes now," Petra commented in the exact same tone.

"Guys!" Molbit cried out as he into the classroom, panting and gasping for breath. He held onto the desk for support. "Have any of you seen Hanji and why is Gunther twerking?"

"Haven't seen her today," Erd stated, completely ignoring the second half of the question.

"Sorry," Petra stated.

"Darn it!" Molbit shouted as he ran out of the classroom once again.

Petra glanced down to see Gunther holding onto a desk while bending over. Instead of shaking it like twerking was supposed to work, he hopped on his two feet, jabbing his butt into the air.

"STOP TWERKING," Petra bellowed causing Gunther to fall over and roll onto the floor.

"Did I hear someone say explosion?" Hanji exclaimed from behind them.

Everyone exchanged glances. "Um," Petra spoke up. "No one said-"

Hanji swung her arm around Petra's shoulders, almost putting her in a chokehold as she held up a remote with a single red button. "Now everyone turn exactly 180 degrees and glance out the window as you watch the world detonate," Hanji spoke rather fast as she spun around on her heel taking Petra with her.

"The world detonate?" Auruo asked.

Everyone anticipated their fiery deaths as Hanji pressed the red button.
There was a distant explosion followed by the alarm of a car, but no one died.

Hopefully.

"Explosion one, success!" Hanji shouted as she let go of Petra and ran out the door.

"Explosion one?" Erd repeated. "There's more?"

✎a few minutes later✐

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" Eren, Ymir, and Christa shouted simultaneously as Mikasa and Annie sat facing each other at a desk. They were armwrestling, and the match had already started about 30 seconds ago, but neither player budged.

The crowd of three continued to cheer until another voice began to cheer as well. They all looked beside them to see Hanji chanting with them. Eventually, everyone stopped, even Annie and Mikasa, while Hanji continued to cheer.

"Go! Go!" Suddenly, she pulled out a cereal box. "Go! Go big, or go home with the new brand of cereal that will leave you achin for the shakin of scientific explosions," Hanji said in a commercial voice. "Go to your grocery store today, and buy a cereal box that is actually a decoy because you hid your remote under it!" Hanji said as she pulled off the box to reveal what was indeed a remote. She pressed the red button and set off another explosion somewhere in the world before running off again.

✎one minute later✐

"And therefore, hereinafter, henceforth, hitherto, that was the story of the time Bert and Connie got arrested," Sasha said in a fancy voice as they sat in the cafeteria.