Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Reiner's Lame Jokes Part II

"Hey. Hey. Hey Jean. Jean. Jean." Reiner poked him. "Hey. Hey. Jean."

Jean rolled his eyes. He had been poking Jean for the past 10 minutes. On top of that, it was distracting him from what is on the board, which is nothing but random numbers and variables that might as well be written in a different language. And for that, Jean hated algebra.

"Hey, Jean," Reiner jabbed him extra hard with the eraser on his pencil.

"What the hell do you want?" Jean snapped back a little too loudly.

This earned him a look from the math teacher. She glared at him until he sulked low enough in his seat to disappear. She then returned to the board.

Jean exhaled and turned to Reiner once again. "What the hell do you want?" He reiterated.

"Knock knock."

Jean couldn't believe it. Reiner needed to tell a knock knock joke so badly that he was willing to do it in the middle of class.

"Knock knock," Reiner said again while snickering.

Jean sighed. "Who's there?"

"Amos."

"Amos who?"

"A mosquito," Reiner snorted.

This joke made Jean unbelievably sad. "Why?"

"Because the chicken crossed the road," Reiner replied.

"You have problems," Jean stated.

✎shortly after✐

"I don't understand why I have to do this," Erwin said to Hanji, who tied his arms to his side with some rope.

"It's testing your instinct to grab things," Hanji replied. "All you have to do is sit tight, and let your instincts take over."

"Hey," Reiner spoke up. "Hey Armin."

"What?"

"Why did Erwin fall off the swing?" Reiner asked.

Armin shrugged.

"Because he couldn't use his arms," Reiner stated. "Knock knock."

"Who's there?" Armin asked.

"Not Erwin."

"What the heck!" Armin shouted.

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Erwin, but this time with a concussion."

✎10 minutes later✐

"Hey Annie," Reiner said as he snuck up behind her.

She turned around, unamused as ever. "What?" She spat bitterly.

"Knock knock."

"No."

"Knock knock," Reiner tried again.

"I refuse-"

"KNOCK-ITY KNOCK KNOCK," Reiner interrupted.

"WHO THE FUCK IS THERE?" Annie snapped back.

"Hanna," Reiner stated.

"Hanna who?"

Reiner snickered and sang, "Hanna partridge in a pear tree."

"I want to punch you," Annie stated.

"Knock knock," Reiner continued nonetheless.

"Who's there," Annie said through her gritted teeth.

"Tutor," Reiner replied.

"Tutor who?"

"Tu- tor-tle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree-"

And that was when Reiner got punched in the face by Annie.

"One day you will die a painful death and I will laugh," she stated as she walked away.

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AN: GUESS WHO JUST READ THE LATEST AOT CHAPTER AND CRIED WHILE WRITING THIS????

AVALON DID!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dedicate this chapter to my precious baby child, Reiner. Momma will always be proud of you, no matter where you are...