Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Musical Madness Pt. 2

The first rehearsal

"And a five, six, seven, eight," Moblit chanted. "Left, right, left, left, right, left right, high kick-"

"Can you please slow down," Ymir asked. "I got lost right after the first 'left.' "

"Man, why did they ask the pit band to come if they don't even have their act together?" Connie asked Reiner. Their attention was then caught by Jean shouting.

"You're doing it wrong!" Jean scolded. "It's a simple move. How can you mess it up?"

"HoW caN yOu mEsS iT Up," Eren imitated while making his voice crack.

"You know, I almost tried out for either Kurt or Ram," Reiner stated. "Purely because of the fact they get to sing a musical number about their balls."

"Figures," Connie said.

"Bertolt, get over here!" Armin demanded from behind stage.

"But I need to rehearse," Bertolt sweated.

"Please," Armin pleaded. "I love feeling powerful."

"Fine," Bertolt sighed. He crouched down so Armin could get on top of his shoulders.

"Kurt and Ram to the stage!" Armin announced. "Time to rehearse your number!"

As Jean and Eren stomped onto the stage, Jean elbowed Eren in the side.

"Hey!" Eren shouted before shoving Jean aside. As a result, he bumped into Bertolt who crashed against a prop wall, tearing a hole in it as he and Armin toppled over.

"Dammit, Bertolt, you broke the wall!" Jean stated.

"Good, please ignore my possibly broken femur and focus on the fact that yes, there appears to be a hole in a cardboard prop," Armin chided. "Franz, Hanna, fix this shit! Jean and Eren, you've done enough damage for now."

Suddenly, everything went white as the spotlights all flashed with maximum power at once. After everyone groaned and blinked repeatedly in order to try and regain vision, Armin took out his megaphone. "Hitch, Marlo, you better explain why I was blinded or else I'm marching up there and personally kicking both or your butts!"

"It was Hitch's fault!" Marlo shouted from the back of the auditorium from the lighting and sound booth. "She's in charge of the lighting."

"In my defense," Hitch began before pausing. Then she laughed as she waved it away. "Never mind, I can't defend myself. I was just messing around."

"Well your messing around gave me cataracts and a brain aneurism," Armin stated.

"You're welcome!"

"You people are so difficult," Armin said under his breath.

"We've been here for ages!" Erd complained from the pit band.

"Please let us do something!" Gunther pleaded.

"I would if our actors knew what they were doing!" Armin shouted through the megaphone in order to capture the attention of the actors. "Except you two, Marco and Annie. Congratulations for having your shit together."

"We're the leads," Annie replied. "We kinda have to."

"I'm really loving this J.D. character," Marco walked on stage with a smile. He was wearing the J.D signature trench coat and dark clothing.