Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Madness

"Hey Connie," Armin said, "do you realize that there is no need for the alphabet to be in order?"

Connie stared at the wall in front of him, eyes wide open. "Dude, you did not need to mindfuck me."

"And a butterfly can be more free than we are," Armin continued. "They can cross any border without needing a passport."

"Dude, stop," Connie stated.

"If you wake up around 2-3 AM, it means someone or something is staring at you," Armin added.

"I knew that corner in my room was haunted," Connie uttered.

"Let's say you build a boat," Armin went on. "And when the boat was finished, you slowly began to replace each individual plank with a new one. You store the old planks in a shack. One day, you finish replacing all of the planks. Then, you take out the old planks and build a boat. Which one was the original boat?"

"My mind is being fucked," Connie said.

"This statement is false," Armin stated.

"I-I don't understand," Connie stuttered.

"If this statement was false, then it would make the statement true. But if the statement was true, then that means the statement must be false... but that would make it true-"

"Gaahh!" Connie rubbed his forehead. "My brain hurts."

"Where in the nursery rhyme did it say Humpty-Dumpty was an egg?" Armin asked.

There was a long silence.

"Armin," Connie said, "You are fucking my mind. Seriously, dude, put on a mental condom because I don't need you spewing all of that information into me."

Armin made a disgusted face. "That's a disturbing thought."

"You're disturbed?!" Connie shouted. "You've been mindfucking me with useless knowledge!"

"Oh did you know that when you remember something, you're actually remembering it through the last time you remembered it?" Armin asked. "So after recalling a memory once, you never remember the memory in the same way."

Connie stared at Armin for a while. "Why must you?"

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AN:

1000 reads. One thousand. 1K. A grand.

This book has reached 1K reads (and 50+ votes) and I just want to thank. Every. Single. One. Of. You. Thank you for reading, for voting, and for commenting. It's absolutely amazing. I remember when I celebrated over 100 reads and now it's 10x that number. Words can't describe how I feel. I'm celebrating as we speak. ^-^

Once again, Arigato.

~Avalon

Update: I reached 1k reads back in January of this year.

As of 11/25/15 there are now more than 23K views. Just wanted to compare back then to now because we have really gotten far! Love you guyssss!