Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Those Darn Tornados

"Eren?"

"Yes?" Eren replied.

"Why is Bertolt tied up and taped to the wall upside down?" Armin asked nonchalantly.

"Oh ho ho," Reiner spoke up. "Tied up. Just how I like them."

"I feel personally attacked and violated," Bertolt said with a fake smile on his face.

"This is like the tenth time I'm kinkshaming Reiner today," Ymir said.

"Oh please, I kinkshame you more times than that in an hour," Christa scoffed.

"Well, ya got me there," Ymir said while doing finger guns at Christa.

"Why is Bertolt tied up and taped to the wall upside down?" Armin repeated.

"Its an art project!" Sasha said as she walked into the room with an easel and a canvas. "Oh shoot! I left the paint in the room! Hold this!" Sasha ordered as she shoved her armful of materials to Armin. "Bertolt don't go anywhere."

"I'll try," Bertolt sighed.

"Why did she choose you though?" Jean asked. "Everyone knows I'm more photogenic."

"Since when was doucheyness photogenic?" Eren asked.

"Since when was teenage angst a defence mechanism?" Jean retaliated.

"I'm up here because Sasha had a really long canvas and didn't know what to use it for," Bertolt said.

"Makes sense," Armin said as he dropped Sasha's things to the ground.

At this moment, Principal Zackley came over the PA system.

"Attention students. The county has issued a tornado warning-"

However, the rest of the message was cut off by the earsplitting screeching Connie made.

"WE'RE GONNA DIE!" He shouted.

"WELL SPLENDID!" Christa shouted back. "TAKE ME NOW, TORNADO! I LONG FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH!"

Armin stared at the blonde like she was crazy. "Damn, girl."

"SHOULDN'T WE GO INTO THE HALLWAY?" Eren shouted at maximum volume for no reason.

"THERE'S A BIG-ASS WINDOW OUTSIDE, DUMBASS," Jean shouted back at him.

"WELL, FUCK," Eren bellowed.

"THEN WHERE DO WE GO?" Reiner joined in on the frantic shouting.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Christa screamed. "WHERE THE HELL IS THE TEACHER?"

"HE'S TAKING A SHIT!" Connie shouted back.

"FUCK!" Christa shouted.

"HOW ABOUT WE STAY IN HERE FOR NOW!" Ymir suggested very loudly.

"OKAY!" Everyone shouted at once.

There was a silence.

"WHY WERE WE-" Eren began to ask.

"SHUT UP!" Armin bellowed at him.

"Damn, boy," Eren said as he looked over at Armin.

"What do we do now?" Connie asked.

"We wait," Christa said. "And live tweet the shit outta this."