Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Sasha's Bizzare Adventure

Sasha spazzed out, being awoken by the feeling where one was about to fall out of bed. However, she was not in her bed. Instead, she was in a car. An empty car. It was Jean's car, but empty.

Sasha realized that she must have hit her head or something because she wasn't able to think in coherently intelligent statements. She then remembered that she was playing Pokemon Go with the others. But where are they?

She walked out of the car to see that Jean had drove it into a ditch.

That little shit.

As Sasha walked around the dark, foresty area, she could hear humming, and was immediately drawn to it. She walked over to the humming to see all Jean making hot dogs on his smoking car engine which had been taken out of his car. Reiner was swaying back and forth on a hammock, and Ymir and Christa were in a tree playing patty-cake.

"Hot dog?" Jean asked as he handed her a wiener.

"We don't know where Connie went," Reiner said as he sipped his lemonade. "You should go find him."

Yes, Connie. That stupid potato.

Sasha kept walking forward through the forest. She didn't know if she was traveling deeper or not. It wasn't long until she saw Connie. She must have stepped on a twig, because there was a snapping sound under her feet. Connie turned around, first out of fear, then he smiled.

"Oh, it's just you," he said. "I found a poke stop." Connie went back to continuously spinning the little circle thing even though he had already gotten the material.

It was odd, though. The poke stop didn't seem to be anything special. It didn't seem to be anything at all. There was nothing there. Just trees. And leaves. And grass. And more trees.

As Sasha walked up to Connie, she could see that he was completely engrossed in spinning the little thingy.

But the little thingy had already been spun. It needed a while to refresh. Why was he so engrossed in this?

Sasha decided to keep walking forwards, leaving everyone behind. She encountered a clearing. Oh, joy! It's a road. It was the road that they were driving on before they crashed, she thought. However, as she kept walking, she realized that they were in a different neighborhood. Yes. They were in Marco's neighborhood. Marco lived here. She must have headed in the opposite direction.

There he is now, walking a dog. She walked up to Marco, and he saw her. "Hey Sasha! Do you by any chance have any chocolate?"

She stared blankly at him.

"It's not for me, it's for my mother," Marco said. "She only has peppermint patties."

The dog barked. This is strange. The dog reminded Sasha of someone. Ah, yes. It was Reiner. The dog looked like Reiner. Poor dog.

She walked on after seeing the dog that looked like Reiner. Reiner dog barked angrily. It was odd. It sounded more like a cat's meow. Perhaps it was actually a kitty that looked like Reiner and not a dog. Maybe.

She walked a little further before encountering Boneford the Skeleton. She thought he was dead.

"Hanji fixed me!" He exclaimed.

Where was Hanji? Someone had to control him.

"Hanji made me an intelligent robot. So I control myself," Boneford boasted.

Sasha walked on. Suddenly the ground give up beneath her feet. It was a sink hole. She looked up, desperately reaching for the shrinking light representing the ground above her. She was falling into eternal darkness.