Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Gym Class Jerks

"Hey what are we doing today?" Jean asked Marco as they were in the locker rooms.

"The mile, then basketball," Eren answered.

"No one asked you," Jean uttered.

"Oh yeah? Well go fuck yourself," Eren said.

"Maybe I will," Jean snapped back.

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"Alright you mari-weenies!" Shadis bellowed. "15 minutes to complete six laps. Two miles. GO GO GO!"

Everyone took off.

Jean was eyeing Eren, always making sure that he was one step ahead of him. Eren noticed this and ran faster. To match Eren, Jean picked up the pace as well. Both boys were gradually growing faster as they tried to outrun each other and eventually burst through the crowd of people, fighting for first.

After what seemed like hours of running, both noticed that their lungs were beginning to give up on them. Once they finally reached the finish line, they leaned over, panting.

"What are you doing?" Shadis yelled. "You guys only completed two laps! GO!"

The boys groaned and kept running in the burning sun.

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After finishing embarrassingly in last place, the class went inside for a not so friendly game of basketball.

"There will be two games running at once!" Shadis instructed. "The unlikable jockroaches, and the fucking noodle arms. Jockroaches on left court, noodle arms on right!"

Shadis walked around the gym, assigning numbers and teams. "Team one has to get a team shirt!"

Jean and Eren began to walk over to the basket.

"We're on the same team?" They both asked at once. "Fuck, no! Mr. Shadis, sir!"

"What is it, twinkle toes?" Shadis shouted back, halfway across the gym so everyone could hear.

"There is no way I can be on a team with him," Jean pointed at Eren.

"And there's no way I can be on a team with him!" Eren sneered.

"Son, your misery brings me joy. You are going to stick together, and you are going to hate it for my amusement." Shadis blew the whistle, signaling the start of a game.

Jean and Eren groaned as they walked back to their team.

The instant they began playing, they fought each other for the ball constantly. And each time, the ball would slip into the opposing team's hands.

"Get your shit together, Jaeger!" Jean shouted.

"I'll do that for your jizz," Eren smirked.

Jean paused for a moment, making a grossed out face. "No!"

"You hesitated!" Eren shouted.

"Did not!" Jean snapped back.

"Did, too!"

Jean became frustrated and took the ball from Eren. He dribbled it all the way across the court and shot it. It made a clean way into the basket.

"Did you see that, Jaeger?" Jean gloated. "I made a basket and who didn't? Oh, that's right! You didn't! Suck it!"

"You stupid asshole," Eren laughed. "You shot it into the wrong basket."

Jean took a good look at his surroundings. His teammates were staring him down. "Oh..."

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AN: Consider this an apology story for making you sit through a How to come out tutorial. I really hope you all aren't homophobes cause, man, would that be bad...

Anywayssssss.

IM GOING ON A TRIP

TO CALIFORNIA, BITCH.

ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY!

ON U.S. AIRLINES!

(I'm proud of my poetry)