Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]
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    Why is high school always a mess? Because it is full of pubescent, hormonal teenagers who are not sure what to do with their lives (I would know because I'm one of them). If you ever attended a high school, you would know that occasionally things ha...

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    Texts Levi Gets in the Middle of the Night

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    Dog
    12:28 AM
    
                          
    Mike: yo levi
    
                          
    Levi: What?
    
                          
    Mike: how do you properly get rid of raccoons?
    
                          
    Levi: how the fuck am I supposed to know?
    
                          
    Mike: so you don't?
    
                          
    Levi: NO
    
                          
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    Tongue Biter
    12:42 AM
    
                          
    Auruo: Levi I think Freddy Is in my closet
    
                          
    Levi: have you been playing 5 nights at Freddy's again?
    
                          
    Auruo: maybe
    
                          
    Auruo: also what if there is a monster under my bed
    
                          
    Levi: there is no monster under your bed
    
                          
    Auruo: dude what if it's the girl from the ring
    
                          
    Auruo: shit dude my phone is ringing
    
                          
    Auruo: ITS A UNKNOWN NUMBER
    
                          
    Levi: pick it up. I. Dare. You.
    
                          
    12:47 AM
    
                          
    Auruo: it's just someone trying to sell me some random junk lol
    
                          
    Levi: see, nothing to be afraid of
    
                          
    Auruo: I STILL THINK IM BEING WATCHED.
    
                          
    Levi: GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
    
                          
    Auruo: NO JEFF DONT POSSESS MY FRIEND. BE GONE YOU DEMON!
    
                          
    Levi: I'm giving up
    
                          
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    Banananananana
    12:59 AM
    
                          
    Nanaba: IM A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA 
    
                          
    Levi: I thought you hated that nickname
    
                          
    Nanaba: I had the song stuck in my head and I want to get it out
    
                          
    Levi: don't let it out on me
    
                          
    Nanaba: PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EARRR, PUT A BANANA RIGHT INTO YOUR FAVORITE EAR
    
                          
    Nanaba: TROLL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL HO HO HO HO HO
    
                          
    Levi: I swear, Nanaba stop
    
                          
    Nanaba: THEEEE.....
    
                          
    Levi: I am genuinely scared, stop
    
                          
    Nanaba: DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND. "HEY!" bum bum bum
    
                          
    "GOT ANY GRAPES?"
    
                          
    Levi: NO I DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING GRAPES AND I HAVENT FOR FOUR FUCKING YEARS
    
                          
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    Stupid Shitty-Glasses
    1:07 AM
    
                          
    Hanji: Hey LEVI 
    
                          
    Hanji: HeY LeVi
    
                          
    Hanji: LEVIIIII YOU PEICE OF SHIT WAKE THE FUCK UP.
    
                          
    Levi: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
    
                          
    Hanji: 
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    Levi: DID YOU JUST
    
                          
    Levi: SPAM ME WITH SPAM?
    
                          
    Levi: FUCK MY PHONE IS BREAKING WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
    
                          
    1:15 AM
    
                          
    Levi: MY PHONE JUST CRASHED I HOPE YOURE HAPPY
    
                          
    Hanji: My phone crashes every five seconds now bUT IT WAS WORTH IT
    
                          
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    Big Ass Eyebrows
    1:21 AM
    
                          
    Erwin: IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
    
                          
    Levi: what?
    
                          
    Erwin: Fuck off, Napoleon
    
                          
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    Only person growing a beard
    1:22 AM
    
                          
    Erd: Fuck off, Napoleon
    
                          
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    Penguin
    1:22 AM
    
                          
    Gunther: Fuck off, Napoleon
    
                          
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    Dog
    1:22 AM
    
                          
    Mike: Fuck off, Napoleon
    
                          
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    Tongue Biter
    1:22 AM
    
                          
    Auruo: Fuck off, Napoleon
    
                          
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    Hazelnut
    1:22 AM
    
                          
    Petra: Duck off, Napoleon
    
                          
    Levi: isn't it supposed to be "fuck off, Napoleon"?
    
                          
    Petra: I DON'T CUSS
    
                          
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    Banana
    1:22 AM
    
                          
    Nanaba: Fuck, off Napoleon
    
                          
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    Stupid Shitty-Glasses
    1:22 AM
    
                          
    Hanji: Fuck off, Napoleon
    
                          
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    Big Ass Eyebrows
    1:23 AM
    
                          
    Levi: WHAT HAVE YOU CAUSED?
    
                          
    Erwin: Fuck off, Hitler
    
                          
    Levi: DAMMIT.
    
                          
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    7:00 AM
    
                          
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