Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

All According to Plan

"Screw driver," Armin said as he held his hand out.

Eren handed him the screw driver as he glanced around. "Would this be considered as defacing school property?" He asked as Armin continued to tinker away at some contraption in Mikasa's locker. As a result, Eren received no response from the blonde coconut.

"Confetti wad," Armin stated.

Once again, Eren handed it to him. "It looks like a pretty condensed wad. Are you sure it's supposed to disperse?"

Immediately, Armin turned around to glare at his friend. "Who's the fucking mastermind here, me or you? Banner!"

Eren handed over the banner as he continued to look around.

"Quit being a pansy," Armin snapped. "We've got responsible, reliable, and capable men posted on every corner that she can possible take."

✎at that moment✐

"Watch me whip," Connie sang as he attempted to whip. "Watch me nay nay."

"You whip like a stereotypical white girl," Sasha stated.

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"Hey, hey, Marco," Jean said. "Pull my finger."

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"Bert, Annie," Reiner said. "Did you hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize."

"I swear on Bertolt's life, I will murder you both," Annie sneered.

"I didn't even do anything!" Bertolt cried out.

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"YMIR!" Christa bellowed. "STOP SINGING THE BATMAN THING ON REPEAT."

"Nanananananananananananana..."

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"Nothing to worry about," Armin stated. "We even have walkie talkies."

Suddenly, they heard two beeps come through the walkie talkie followed by two voices saying "Ca-Caw!"

"Two of you are giving the signal?" Eren panicked into the walkie talkie.

"How can you see the target when we see the target?" Ymir asked.

"Maybe it's because you're blind," Reiner rebutted.

"Or maybe it's because you're stupid," Ymir snapped back.

"Ymir!" Christa's voice rang loud and clear through the walkie talkie. "That's just some other Asian chick!"

There was nothing but static for a few seconds. "Omg, lol, bye," Ymir said before they heard a beep.

Eren sighed. "Reiner do all you can to stall her."

"Roger that."

✎One second later✐

"Bertolt, do all that you can to stall her," Reiner said.

"Why me?" Bertolt exclaimed.

"Annie is too mean, and she probably doesn't want to deal with my shit so we're left with one man standing," Reiner reasoned.