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Jean walked down the hallway, talking to Eren. "So I was talking to Armin and he was all "Omg I'm failing in math!" and I was all "Dude, what do you have?" And he was all "A-" And I was all-"

"And I'm standing here all 'Dude, what happened to sentences?'" Eren stated.

"Dude, shut up!"

"No, you shut up!"

"Let me finish my story!" Jean shouted.

"Fine, go ahead," Eren said.

"Okay, anyway, so I'm like "Dude that's really good and he's all, "Heck, no!" and I'm-"

"Heck?" Eren interrupted.

"Heck?" Jean repeated, confused because of Eren's random comment.

"Heck?"

"Heck?"

Eren stared at Jean. "Who the fuck even uses 'heck' anymore?"

"Obviously Armin does," Jean said.

"Heck?"

"Heck!"

"The heck are you shouting for," Eren said in his best white girl voice.

"Heck, would I know," Jean mimicked his voice.

"No way in heck would I know," Eren stated.

"What the heck?"

"Aw, heck no!"

"Go to heck."

"I hope you burn in heck."

"Damn you to heck and back."

"What were we even talking about?" Eren asked.

Jean shrugged. "I don't even know."

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