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So yea I decided to do this it just felt like it would be fun and I saw some memes so yea I hope you enjoy!!
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Ship:dreambur
Au: Kids
Wilbur coloring with highlights:
Philza: Wilbur you use highlights for highlighting important stuff
Later Wilbur chasing dream with a highlighter in his hand: come here dream!
Philza concerned: Wilbur why are you chasing Dream with the highlighter get here.
Wilbur: you said you should highlight important stuff.
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Ship: dream team
At 3 am
Dream: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
George: Dream please stop.
Dream: Your stomach always think potatoes are mashed.
George: Ok we are doing this.
Dream: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
George:
Dream: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
George: *crying because brain hurt and tired* please stop
Sapnap: * just listening to the conversation* no no continue Dream.
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Ship: Dream Tubbo brother
Au: Tubbo and Dream brother
Tubbo: It's kinda cold.
Dream: Here! Take my jacket!
Tubbo: Your such a good brother.
Dream: aww thank you Tubbo.
Tommy: *looking at Wilbur* I'm cold Wilbur.
Wilbur: Well, damn Tommy I can't control the weather!
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Ship: dreamnoblade
Techno: You look so cute, I want to kiss you.
Dream: what?
Techno: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULD'T MISS YOU
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Ship: dreambur
Dream: I guess I'm just to tough to cry.
Wilbur: Just yesterday you where crying about snakes.
Dream: *crying* THEY DON'T HAVE ARMS!
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Ship: none
Jshlatte and Philza: Fuck you our kids are perfectly fine.
Techno: *beating up orphans*
Wilbur: *stacking tnt*
Tommy: *beating up woman*
Tubbo: *telling bees to attack people*
Dream: *manipulating children
Random person: yea totally fine...
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Ship: dreamnoblade
Au: Family au
Dream: Techno?
Techno: yes darling?
Dream: why does Ranboo have a knife?
Techno: well he said he felt unsafe so I gave him a knife, why?
Dream: now I fell unsafe
Ranboo: would you like the knife then mama?
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Ship: Dream harem
Everybody having dinner:
Dream: babe can you pass me the salt?
Techno:* throws Tommy *
Sapnap:* throws George *
George:* takes salt to Dream in the air *
Wilbur:* grabs the normal salt *
JSchlaft, Philza: wtf-
Dream: okey I can explain...
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Ship: none
Dream: What if I press the brake and the gas at the same time?
Tommy: The car takes a screenshot.
Techno: For the last time, get the fuck out of my car.
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Ship: none
Philza: Nothing in life is free.
Wilbur: Love is free!
Sapnap: Adventure is free.
Technoblade: Knowledge is free.
Dream: * running away with a whole store * Everything is free if you take it without paying!
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Ship: bench trio platonic
Ranboo: What time is it?
Tommy: I don't know just give Tubbo the saxophone so we can know.
Tubbo: * plays the saxophone really loud and out of tune *
Technoblade: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE GOT DAMN MORNING
Tommy: It's 2 am...
Ranboo: We are dead...
Tubbo: yep...
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Ship: Dreamnotfound
Dream: HELP! I TOLD GEORGE TAHT I WAS GONNA COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK!
Sapnap: * pours milk directly into the cereal bag * Wait... and you thought I could help?
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Ship: Dreambur
Dreams second dinner with the slb
Philza: Ok listen here you little shits!
Philza: * looking at Dream * Not you of course, your an angel and I'm glad your having dinner with us!
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Ship: Dreamnap
Sapnap: I like dark humor!
Dream:* turns of the lights * So do you wanna hear a joke?
Sapnap: I fucking love you!
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A/N

So yea sorry for not updating I also got and idea for the Disney au I hope it will work out!!

Thanks for reading this it's not so good and OMG thanks for all the reads!!

I hope you all are good and just that you know I answer to all questions and I am always answering to the comment of I have a good answer Ily all!!