KISS Oneshots

#3 Kiss x Reader

I just set the last plate on the camping table when I saw the guys walk through the gate to my garden. I invited them to have a weekend of fun and to camp in my little garden. "Hey guys, long time no see!", I said as I hugged each of them. "Well, we're busy people. But we will always make time for our best friend!", Paul answered smiling as he sat down at the table.

"I agree with Paul! Else we would be horrible friends! But thanks for inviting us, I think we could need some time away from all those paparazzi and crazy fans.", Eric said, sitting down as well. Bruce just nodded and sat down as well while Gene walked towards the BBQ. "I'll make the food, just sit back and relax!", he said and I smiled at him. "Thats really nice of you Gene.", I said, before sitting down between Paul and Eric.

Over dinner we talked about their upcoming tour and how it's going in general. "You won't believe what Gene did in his dressing room last time!", Eric said excited and I looked at him questioningly. "When I walked in, after knocking, I saw him painting a face on his stomach and pretending it could talk.", Eric continued and I laughed loudly. "Why would you do something like that Gene?", I asked between laughter, but he just looked at Eric grumpily. "You swore you wouldn't tell! Run foxy.", Gene growled and Eric began running through the garden, followed by an angry Gene.

Bruce, Paul and I laughed and I remembered a similiar situation with Paul. "Thats like the one time I caught Paul admiring himself in the mirror and praising his beauty!", I said, laughing loudly. Bruce broke into laughter as well while Paul blushed in embarrassment and a moment later in anger. "I think you should join Eric....", he grumbled, already starting to stand up. I stopped laughing immedeatly and jumped to my feet, running after Eric.

"Welcome to the chase, I don't think we stand a chance against these giants! It was good knowing you my friend!", Eric said as we ran away from Gene and Paul. Bruce still sat at the table, nearly doubling over with laughter. "Atleast our deaths will be fun for Bruce!", I said pointing towards the laughing man. Eric sighed and began slowing down. "What are you doing?!", I asked panicked but he just smiled. "My time has come. Goodbye Y/N, I'll be devoured by the angry demon now. But you can do it, just keep on running!", he called after me, as Gene took ahold of him.

I kept running but Paul catched up quite a bit, I could nearly feel his breath on my neck. "You can't outrun me Y/N! Just give up and accept your destiny!", he called out to me but I didn't want to give up yet. I took all strength that I got left in me and sprintet away. I thought I had outrun him but he jumped in front of me from out of the bushes. I screamed as he captured me and held onto me tightly. "You cheated!", I exclaimed angrily but he just chuckled. "No one said that I couldn't take a shortcut. Now to your punishment!", he said, picking me up effortlessly and walking towards the table again.

He sat me down on the bench next to Eric and stood next to me to make sure I couldn't run. "Now I think we have the perfect punishment for you two! Bruce, could you get us two chairs and if you find two skipping ropes?", Paul asked the other man. "Uh, I don't know Paul, I wanted to stay out of that....", Bruce said, scratching his neck akwardly. As soon as he looked at Gene though he looked frightened. "On the other hand, I'll be right back!", he said, sprinting into the little garden house and getting everything that was requested.

A moment later I found myself next to Eric, sitting on one of my plastic garden chairs, tied to it loosely by one of the skipping ropes. "The elder decided over your punishment and we will now execute it!", Paul said and Gene grinned at us. "Don't you talk about the elder!", Eric growled and I chuckled. "Well, we will procete with the punishment now.", Paul said, shrugging Eric of. They walked behind us and I looked at Eric. "We'll find each other again in the afterlife my friend!", I said and Eric nodded. "Until then my friend!", he answered and we closed our eyes tightly.