Great Kids & Hot Wives

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*You call Winnie, Grant, and Sarah to the living room.. Grant whispers*
Grant- Is a anyone getting the broken TV with Dad arm and Uncle Steve's shield through it flashbacks?!
*Winnie and Sarah nod and look around*
Sarah- It's probably about earlier when she caught us..
Winnie- She caught you two?!? She walked in on me and Thor.. Speaking of, where is he??
*You, Bucky, Steve, and Nat walk in*
Winnie- If we are going to be in trouble I feel Thor should be here as well... it's only fair..
Y/N- He gets a pass because he has already done what we are asking you to do and he's not our child so we can't control what he does-
Winnie- Wait?! You gave us your blessing!
Y/N- Yeah but you were also having sex in the middle of the day when everyone was home... you were bound to get caught... now stop interrupting and listen..
*Winnie rolls her eyes*
Bucky- You three are going to learn a lesson in parenting...
*Steve picks up Grant from his Pack n Play*
Steve- Y'all are gonna take care of Grant for the day... if he's hungry you'll feed him. If he's dirty you'll change him, if he needs a nap you'll rock him to sleep.. for the next 2 days he is your responsibility-
Sarah- Okay.. this seems a little weird for me to be doing... *She looks at Big Grant* I'm not changing your diapers.... It's not happening..
Nat- Okay, Sarah you are exempt from diaper duty but that means you'll probably get double of the other stuff..
Bucky- He's really particular about his routine so make sure you stick to it..
Winnie- What are we supposed to be learning from this??
Y/N- That every time you have sex you could potentially make one of these *You point to Little Grant and he smiles*
Bucky- He's cute now but when he's screaming at 5 am and ready to start his day... not so much.
Winnie- I'm literally pregnant as we speak so...
Y/N- We know.. it will be good practice and maybe you think about locking the door next time..
*You hold Little Grant and kiss him*
Y/N- Alright, it is time for him to be fed and put to bed.... Who's up?
*They all three look at each other and Grant stands up*
Grant- I guess it's me... *He takes Little Grant* this is so weird.... *Little Grant starts to cry and big Grant looks up... Bucky holds you hand so you don't reach out and take Little Grant back... maybe this was a bad idea... Bucky whispers in your ear*
Bucky- It's only two days and you can bring him into our room tonight.. it will be okay.. *He kisses your head and then talks normal* okay... figure it out!
*You all walk away*

Y/N- Why did I have this dumb ass idea?!?
*You can hear Grant crying and it breaks your heart.. Bucky rubs your back*
Bucky- He is okay... listen really closely to his cry..
*You do... you can tell it's his "I want attention cry"*
Y/N- Okay so he's not hurt or hungry but they probably sat him in a bouncer and just left him..
I need to see him!
Steve- Y/N, no... he's fine. Remember we are teaching them a lesson
Y/N- At the expense of my baby!
*The crying stops.... Then you hear the older 3 scream*

Sarah- Oh my god?!? Where did it all come from?!?
Grant- Oh it smells so bad!!!
Winnie- You did this on purpose!!
*Little Grant smiles*

*You peak out to see what's happened... Little Grant has had another poop explosion and it went everywhere.. all up his back and front.. all over Winnie's lap.. on the couch.. you smile*
Y/N- I'm gonna send Peter in to help..

Peter- Yeah so just dab don't rub.. and that *He points to the onesies* needs to be wiped off and thrown in the washer.. he needs a quick bath and then you can get him ready for bed...
*The older three just look at Peter as little Grant is crying*
Grant- Okay... I guess I'll umm clean the couch and the clothes... but Sarah that means you'll need to bathe him...
Sarah- Okay... *She takes Little Grant and holds him... They had cleaned the poop off of him but he was still a mess* don't you dare mess on me.. *She warns Little Grant... He gets one of his smiles*
Grant- Don't dude! If you mess on her I'm never gonna get laid again... which means you'll never- Nope not gonna finish that... just cool it! *Grant pouts and Whines.. Sarah cuddles him and he stops for a minute till he realizes he wasn't being held by you... he whines more*
Winnie- I'll help you get his bath ready and I'll grab his clothes..
Sarah- Okay...
*They walk out and Grant clean the couch*

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