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Btw, this is actually a pretty normal day in history.

To Kania: I was gonna put the story of Nave and Bendicta but I forgot it xD

This was a few days ago so I forgot exact quotes and stuff. . .

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(person testing intercom system)

"1,2"

"3" John cut in.

"3"

"4"

"4"

"5"

"5"

"6"

"4"

"Wait- What?"

"3,2"

"1"

"1"

"Yes!"

Mr. Riberdy gave him a weird look.

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(Sam's 'thing')

Mr. Riberdy: You lost your thing which was a pencil?

Sam: Yeah, and it was sharp

*everyone in class bursts out laughing and Mr. Riberdy shakes head and tries not to laugh*

Random person: *asks question that leads to next dirty minded thinking*

Sam: Yeah, it's it's got thing on the end!

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(phone calls)

Mr. Riberdy: Name any random company

Everyone: *Shouts places*

Mr. Riberdy: Hello, Wal-Mart sales representative. How May I help you?

*after phone call is done*

Girl behind me: You should have answered "Subway, would you like to try our foot longs"

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