My Memory Log

Old and wed and almost dead

To decide who would pick what we'd watch next on tv, my mom and dad played this game and it's actually called the newly wed game but since they're not newly weds mom called it this:

Question #1: What is dad's biggest pet peeve [question for mom]

Moms answer: Well, I know he hates feet. . . And he hates when people gasp (actually made the gasping sound)... He especially hated it when I was pregnant. But... What is your biggest peeve?

Dad's answer: I don't know.

Question #2: What is mom's biggest fear [question for dad]

Dad's answer: [mumbles, barely paging attention] Bridges

Moms answer: Well I'm afraid of drowning and since I'm afraid of bridges since I'm afraid of drowning we'll take it

Question #3: What is mom's favorite food [question for dad]

Dad's answer: I don't know.

Moms answer: Pork chops.

Dad's reply: *starts ranting about how useless this game is and how he wants to be left alone and to stop asking questions*

Question #4: Who is dad's favorite actress? [question for mom]

Moms reply: That's easy, Alyssa Milono (probs spelled that wrong)

Dad's answer: *doesn't answer*

Question #5: Who is mom's favorite actor? [question for dad]

Moms answer: Men. . . Nah, what his name? Just put Dr. Spencer Reed [from Criminal Minds]

Dad's answer: *Silence*

Question #6: What's mom's favorite childhood show [question for dad]

Dad's answer: Well mine was Incredible Hulk

Moms reply: Yeah, but what was mine? It's one of yours.

Dad's answer: *silence*

Moms answer: Knight Rider

Question #7: Does dad prefer hot or cold (temperature) [question for mom]

Moms answer: Okay dad likes cold but not bitter cold... like chilly.

Dad's answer: Yeah, falls my season

Question #8: What is dad's biggest flaw? [question for mom]

Moms answer: How much time you got?

*everyone but dad laughs*

Moms answer: No, his biggest flaw his his not being able to express his affections

*asks dad same question*

Dad's answer: Her greatest flaw is she likes to correct people. She's a grammar Nazi

Question #9: What is dad's favorite genre of music? [question for mom]

Moms answer: Crap uh... alternative?

Dad: What

Mom: Your favorite genre of music is alternative, right?

Dad: Yeah.

Question #10: Who is mom's favorite fictional character? [question for dad]

Dad's answer: Harry pooper

Moms answer: YES! Well, actually Harry Potter. . .

Question #11: Who is mom's favorite historical figure? [question for dad]

Dad's answer: I don't know

Moms answer: Yeah you might not know that. . . It's Jesus Christ

Question #12: How old was mom when she had her first kiss? [question for dad]

Dad's answer: ...

Moms answer: 5

Scarlett: 2? 4? 6? 8? Who do we appreciate?

Me -cuts in-: NO ONE!