My Memory Log

"I'm not even sorry"

So I was rehearsing a theatre etiquette scene with my friends Aidan and Morgan today and in it I had to play two characters because my friend Kassidy went home sick (it was hliarious when she went to the nurse because Dr. N was all like "like, puking sick?" and Kassy was like, "yeah" and then when she went to give Dr. N her pencil back, Dr. N was like, "TAKE IT AND GO PLEASE I DON'T NEED YOUR PUKING GERMS TODAY! MERRY CHRISTMAS!" and my class died xD)

So Kassy's role was a teenager and she had to throw a soda can (we didn't have the real prop so we used a crumpled up piece of paper) at Aidan's forehead and yell "You suck!" 

Now here's the reason they made me the old lady and Kassy the teenager:

I went to throw the crumpled up piece of paper at Aidan's face and he was literally two steps in front of me but when I threw it, it literally went right past him into the wall, and I ended up braking character and laughing super hard and then I went to go sit in my chair to calm down but I forgot it was a rolly-chair and it ended up rolling right out from under me and I fell down on the ground, tears of laughter streaming on my face and Morgan and Aidan were just standing there staring at me as I died. 

And I when I finally stood up but I was still laughing hysterically, I said, "I'm not even sorry," about ruining our rehearsal. 

I ended up braking character and laughing super hard at least five out of the six times we rehearsed, and at the other rehearsal Aidan broke character because in his thing he shouts, "TRY ME, B!" but he accidentally said, "TRY ME, B****" which made him laugh really hard. 

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