My Memory Log

Tapping

So not in top memories but mentioning it now:

Today on the bus I was trying to read Where She Went and just as I was getting into the book and thought Mia was going to show up, some tapping sounded behind me. 

I got annoyed but shook it off and went back to reading. 

Then it came again. 

But I'm a strong person. I could ignore it.

Then he tapped his pencil on that damn window again and I swear. . . 

I turned around and shouted very loudly, "IF YOU TAP THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I WILL TAKE MY TEXTBOOK AND THROW IT AT YOUR FACE!" 

Then I sat back and looked out the bus window and realized where I was. I sat up and poked my eyes above the seat and saw everyone on the bus looking at me. Then this kid named Nathan from my french class last semester said, "Please do."

And then my sister started to have a convo with James, the kid who was tapping. 

So then we were getting off the bus and he tapped again (we are at the same bus stop) and I started shouting, "OH! YOU WANNA GO? WE'RE OFF THE BUS NOW THERE'S NO BOB TO SAVE YOU!" and from the corner of my eye I swear I saw Bob the Bus Driver actually laughing. I've never seen that buy distribute any emotions. 

Except that time that this senior who's 21 told him that he got to go to a bar and taste beer legally for the first time and Bob was really happy and praising him. 

So then as we were walking to our houses I told him, "Hey, stop. I need to throw my text book at you but I have terrible aim you're too far away." and the idiot actually stopped.

The fun part is he has a wattpad (I saw him reading some erotic fanfic one time when I sat next to him but hey, I've read After so no judging there) and I gave him my username so I could get more followers and so he could find me and read this at any time but I actually don't care. 

So I pretended to throw the textbook at him and he actually thought I would but obvs I didn't since we were in front of my house and my dad could have seen if he was looking out the window. 

And when me and my sister were laughing at him for it a car started driving and he got ran over and died. 

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No but a car did come from behind him so I started laughing at him even more and told him to move over and he made some joke about how manly he is because he let his girlfriend, one of my best friends, use a rifle for the first time around him like, yeah, sure that makes you manly.