My Memory Log

#four when my mom slayed that woman's life

So I know I constantly mention this but in case the two people who read this (Jess and the person who votes on all the chapters but I don't know o.o) don't know:

There's this tv show called Ghost Hunters (TAPS) and my family is close-ish to them. My mom went to church with one of the show's old stars, Grant, and my second grade teacher is married to the brother of Jason Hawes. 

So they had this book signing when I was still in second grade and my mom and dad took me and my sisters. My mom was talking to me about her being friends with Grant and the lady behind us in the line scoffed and told my mother off for trying so hard and then basically was like "yeah, the day you're best friends with Grant is the day I find out my mother was a porn star." 

(her mother wasn't a porn star but still, the irony)

So anyways we're at this book signing in this long butt line and my mom's kind of pissed this woman just assumes my mother is lying and is crazy 

and then we enter the building and Grant looks up and sees my mom, excuses himself from the table, and walks over to my mother to give her a hug. 

After that he grinned, said hi, and went back to the table. My mom just looked at that woman with the biggest smirk and the woman just stared at my mom like she was Jesus.

Just take out the u in Jesus and you get Jess, which is my mom's nickname from my dad since her name is Jessica.

Whoa Illuminati confirmed o.o

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I've been on tumblr way too much lately.