Why My Family Sucks

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My mom got a key to the house. My dad got a key to the house.

My sister's both got keys to the house.

Me? Nope. Nada. Nothing. 0.00000000

But it's okay! At least one person is home before me!

My little sister stayed after school. My dad went who knows where. My mom is at work. My older sister probably stayed after too, because she's not home.

So here I am, outside my house on my doorstep.

I've needed to go pee since last bell.

There's a horse fly near my face and I have no doubt it's going to bite me.

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