My Memory Log

God's Law

So I've known what sex is since ... like, I was six. I never even knew that a stork story existed until I was twelve. My parents never really hid it from me. 

So the thing is, my TEN YEAR OLD sister doesn't know about it. Like, when I was ten I was making jokes about how a girl in my class probably wasn't a virgin with my other ten year old friends. It's literally like that. 

So, anyways, she thinks that Jesus brings them down to you personally. She came up with the story on her own, my parents tried telling her the stork one. 

Anyways, she found out that my parents got married in the same year that my sister was born. She doesn't understand that a woman is pregnant for nine months and my sister, born maturely, was only born five months after their wedding.

Well I was talking to my dad about how she made a big deal about it and my dad was like, "Yes, yes, I get it. We broke God's law."

And Lisa replied, "There's a law for that?"

My dad nodded in response. "Yeah, there's a law."

She frowned. "Why can't people have kids the year they're married, though?" 

My dad didn't realize that they were thinking two totally different things and I was dying as he tried to come up with an explanation xD