My Memory Log

Report Card

Okay, before I tell you the reactions let me tell you what it was [it is the best report card I've ever gotten... unless you count the one from last year with A+'s on it... something my new school doesn't do.]

English: B- [Displays enthusiasm for class.]

History: A [Displays enthusiasm for class.]

Math: A- [Contributes to class]

Science: A-

French 1: B+ [Contributes to class.]

PE/Health: A (surprising because I am neither fit nor healthy)

Chorus: A (surprising because I sing like a dying pterodactyl)

I made Principals Honor Roll

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Dad's reaction.

Me: Guess what!

My dad: *looks up from iPod* What?

Me: I made principal's honor roll!

My dad: So...?

Me: So it means I got better than honor roll. . . Just not as good as superintendents honor roll.

My dad: And...?

Me: And it also means my friends all called me a nerd

My dad: *scoffs as if the thought I could be smart enough to be a nerd is impossible -_-*

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Scarlets's Reaction. (She always makes superintendents honor roll. O.o)

Me: I made principal's honor roll!

Scarlet: *doesn't even turn around to look at me* Great, now try to make superintendent honor roll. *stuck up snobby voice I imagined in my head* You have to get all A's for that one.

Me: *puts report card on table and gives up on getting any congratulations from anyone*

[note: when I went to pick it up not even an hour later and write this my sister had already put some of her stuff on it as if it was just some random drawing Lisa drew and not the best report card I ever got]

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Lisa is to stupid to have a proper reaction so let's skip her.

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Mom's reaction.

Me: *walks through door after going out to Walmart* I have good news and ever better news!

My mom: *looks at me*

Me: Good news is, I made principal's honor roll. *receives look and my mom looked like she was about to say something when I cut her off* Even better news is, I found Spruce Street! [inside joke I'll post something for]

*talks a little about what I got at the store*

Me: Oh yeah, here's the report card *hands her the sheet of paper*

My mom: Not bad, not bad at all

Me: *snorts in the most unlady like way ever* Obviously.