You know you're officially lame when you spend one night if Spring Break watching every Twilight movie [minus the first cuz it sucked] and you're able to quote it.
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*Bella puts fist on Jacob's abs*
Me: She's touching his abs with her fist. . . Can I please be her?
*Mom laughs hysterically*
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Jacob: I kissed Bella. . . And she broke her hand. . . punching my face
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My dad put all my mom's Twilight books on the book shelf. . . Right next to all the bibles xD
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The wedding speeches are the funniest xD
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Jessica is my fav character
Just sayin
And not just because she is played by Anna Kendrick
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[I just told this to my sister]
What if they turned Bella while she was pregnant? 'Cause you know how the vampires break easily apparently and it's like glass shattering.
Well imagine how she'd give birth and how her vagina would break like glass.
Okay, never mind. That's just something you don't picture.
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Okay, never mind.
Seth is my favorite. I like him more than Jessica.
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I quoted the entire Breaking Dawn part 2
It's my favorite out of them all
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Me: Aww, she finally will grow into her face!
Scarlet: That's CGI. Her actual face is the kid.
Me: . . . Oh
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My Memory Log
Non-FictionIn which my memories will not be forgotten. All these are actual stories I remember. All of these are true and happened.
