Me: I'm going to go sleep... And by that I'm going to go watch a bunch of YouTube videos then crash.
My mom: Are you going to Neflix and chill?
Me: *walks back over, confused*
My mom: Long speech on Netflix and chill meaning*
Scarlet: *tries to say stuff over my mom*
My mom: *to my dad* You want to Netflix and chill?
Me: *Starts to leave room*
My dad: No
My mom: Okay. Do you want to Netflix and sex?
Everyone else in the room: *sends her a look of horror, including my dad*
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My Memory Log
Non-FictionIn which my memories will not be forgotten. All these are actual stories I remember. All of these are true and happened.