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Me: I'm going to go sleep... And by that I'm going to go watch a bunch of YouTube videos then crash. 

My mom: Are you going to Neflix and chill?

Me: *walks back over, confused*

My mom: Long speech on Netflix and chill meaning*

Scarlet: *tries to say stuff over my mom*

My mom: *to my dad* You want to Netflix and chill?

Me: *Starts to leave room*

My dad: No

My mom: Okay. Do you want to Netflix and sex?

Everyone else in the room: *sends her a look of horror, including my dad*

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