My Memory Log

"That. . . That little girl just flipped my chair over!"

Okay this is a really funny one (to me) so I'll laugh while writing it:

THIS IS FROM A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN I STILL LIVED IN RHODE ISLAND

Okay so my sister was a freshman in high school and I was still in middle school.

My sister used to go to the library after school everyday to hang out with some of her friends and sometimes I would go down there and get the house key from her if I was too lazy to go around my house and break in through our back window. 

So I went to the library and started talking with her friends and 'horseboy' (he was wearing a horse mask for some stupid reason when I got there, but he had taken it off by this point) started talking about how he stole a bunch of eight pack packs of gum from CVS (you know, those huge packs with eight packs of gum in the plastic wrap and each of those eight packs would have, like, fifteen sticks. . . yeah, those) and he was explaining how he stole them.

So I said, "Give me a piece of gum."

He looked at me as if I just asked for his kidney. "Excuse me, little girl?" He started laughing. "Um, no."

"You stole the fricking gum and you have, like, a hundred pieces. I should be asking for three instead of one. Just give me a dang piece." i started to narrow my eyes.

He laughed. "No."

"If you don't give me the piece I'll flip your chair over," I said, smirking.

He laughed. "Yeah right." He then turned around and started talking to his friend.

I glared. "Give me your gum!" 

He laughed in my face. "I already said no."

My face broke into a large grin. "Well, you can't say i didn't warn you."

He frowned. "What?"

I flipped his chair over and not only did he fall face first, but he fell face first into his friends nuts. Everyone turned to me and Scarlet and her best friend tried hard not to laugh. Horseboy started yelling at me while his friend yelled at Horseboy to get his head off his legs.

"Can you guys please be quiet?" A librarian came over.

Horseboy glared at the librarian, and pointed to me. "That. . . That little girl just flipped my chair over!"

The librarian rolled her eyes. "Well, the next time she does it be quieter."

Everyone started going "OOOOOOOOOOOH" and Horseboy started saying every swear he could think of to the librarian while holding up both his middle fingers after she turned around.

I left after that and started using the window in my house for the rest of the year.