My Memory Log

What Goes Down In Seminary

Seminary is a church class at 6a.m. every morning that high school students at my church are forced to go to by our parents against our will.

Sometimes it gets weird and today was especially weird.

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Me: I'm going to the bathroom.

Sister Walker: *nods* Okay, good luck

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*sees my mom walking in the hallway*

Me: Mom! Hey, do you just walk in a circle around here all day?

My mom: Yep. I do six laps one way, take a five minute break, then do six laps in the opposite direction.

Me: *stared because I was joking*

Breana and Danielle (the twins): Holy crap.

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Sister Walker: I had five c-sections. *explains reasons*

Sister Walker: By the end I just told them to put a zipper there. Its coming back.

Me: *dies laughing*

Me: *looks at Lizzie*

Me: Put a zipper in it. *laughs*

Lizzie: *rolls eyes and pats my back*

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*Lizzie and Katelyn talking and laughing*

Sister Walker: *slaps Katelyn's foot*

Sister Walker: That was a tap of love.

*Lizzie and Katelyn start tapping each other*

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*Lizzie and Katelyn start laughing and talking again*

Sister Walker: *walks over to Katelyn and hugs her*

Sister Walker: *starts stroking Katelyn's hair*

Sister Walker: Such pretty hair

*Katelyn and Lizzie start stroking each others hair saying "Pretty hair, such pretty hair."