About two hours ago (give or take) my family was talking and I pointed out the Katniss and Peeta ship names
(it all started when I told my mom about the shun list, Kania. p.s. no, it's not a potato. She's named after a weed, which is basically a flower. So I got 2/2 not 1/2!!)
And I said, "There are two. The obvious one and Everlark?"
"Obvious one?" My mom asked. "You mean Peenis?"
My little, nine year old sister, was next to me and said, "Wait, what did you say?"
I covered her ears and told my mom to shush.
Instead my mom said, "I said Penis, Lisa."
"What's a penis?" she asked. I facepalmed myself, as my older sister and I laughed. My dad shook his head, acting like he wasn't paying attention.
My mom said, "Don't laugh like it's something bad or else she'll go around saying it!" She then looked at my little sister. "Lisa, it's a guy body part that, although it's not a bad word, it will get you in trouble if you say it."
My sister shrugged.
I forget the rest of the convo but even looking back I just want to tisk-tisk my mother's parenting skills.
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