Collection of TaeNy Oneshots (TheDonkatsu Collection)

Butts

 Butts

Posted on January 10, 2015 by thedonkatsu

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Taeyeon has never survived an entire week without having someone scold her, shove her, call her a pervert or slap her on the back of her head since the day she first met Tiffany.

Most of those harsh treatments came from her friends but she has also received them from strangers while in public places.

The reason is simple. She has no self-control when it comes to her one ultimate weakness: butts.

Yes, Taeyeon has a thing for butts. Tiffany’s butt, to be precise.

“I was just looking!” she says to her angry friends Sunny and Seohyun after they’ve gotten off the subway, earning glares from the people around them. The young lady Taeyeon’s been staring at during the whole trip scolded her in front of everyone, embarrassing her friends. “There’s no harm in looking, right? It’s not like I hurt her.”

“You were ogling her constantly!”

“So?”

“Pervert!”

“I’m not a pervert! I was just trying to prove something.”

“What are you trying to prove by offending and harassing people, Unnie?” Seohyun asks.

“I am not harassing them!”

“You are, Taeng,” Sunny states.

“I am not! I’m just trying to gather more evidence to support my theory.”

“What theory? Fany unnie’s butt theory again?” asks the maknae in a tired voice.

“Yes.”

Both Sunny and Seohyun sigh simultaneously and quicken their steps, walking away from Taeyeon.

“Is that so wrong?” asks Taeyeon as she runs to catch up.

Neither friend answers so Taeyeon just shrugs and mumbles, “Fany’s is still the best.”

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“Please, I beg you. Please. Just go on one date with her. That’s all I’m asking.”

“No way. I’m not gonna go out with someone because she likes my butt. That’s beyond creepy and perverted.”

“But it’s Taeyeon! You know her!”

“Exactly. I know that she’s a pervert.”