Don't Know How to Feel.

15. Tubburger is a Chill Zone

All five of them sat at the booth, laughing their asses off at the ridiculous questions and even more ridiculous answers they were giving each other.

"Alright, I've got one," Fundy placed his hands on the table, "Would you rather have to kill the love of your life to save everyone or your best friend?"

"Dude what the fuck," Quackity scrunched his face, "That is so messed up."

"I agree with Quackity," Jack nodded, "But I don't even have a love or whatever so I'll go with that one. Kill no one to save everyone."

"Shit I didn't think of that."

Sam laughed at Fundy's mumbling, "I have the same answer as Jack then."

"This just isn't fair then," Tubbo sighed, "I'm the only one here who's got a loved one."

"Not my fault you chose to be married."

"Not my fault you don't have anyone who would willingly marry you," Tubbo shot back at Jack making the whole table laugh including Jack, but only after he mumbled, "Not that funny. Kinda hurt."

"What about Quackity?"

Quackity shook his head, "What do you mean?"

"The love of your life or your friend?" Fundy asked, almost in a deadpanned voice.

"Oh uh," Quackity smiled nervously, "I don't have anyone so I guess I win the loophole too."

"Wow, that's kinda a first," Fundy mumbled. Tubbo and Jack glanced at each other before turning to Fundy and Sam just looked at Quackity for his reaction.

"Ho- What do you mean?"

Fundy sighed, "I mean you've been with quite a few people I would always just assume that you are with somebody."

Quackity nodded, it seemed like a fair point.

"I mean, there was that really short thing with Eret. Then the whole Jschlatt thing. Plus Karl and Sapnap I thought you guys were together I'm sorry."

"No, it's good," Quackity confirmed to which Fundy smiled, "Alright."

"Wait, don't forget Wilbur."

Quackity turned his head quickly at Tubbo, his face plummeting. Fundy looked over at Tubbo with a shocked expression while Jack and Sam both glanced at each other with a confused look.

"What?"

Jack was about to laugh at the fact both Quackity and Fundy said that at the same time, but he decided it probably wasn't the best time. The look that Sam gave him helped him decide that.

"Listen Big Q," Tubbo laughed, "Tommy and I weren't that blind."

Quackity stiffened, hoping that the "weren't" meant something good for him.

"I'm confused," Jack shout out to which Sam instantly hushed him.

"Back in Pogtopia," Tubbo titled his head, "Didn't you guys have a thing for each other? Or were me and Tommy just going fucking bonkers?"
Fundy glanced over at Quackity who had a slight blush, "So this is true?"
Tubbo paused, "I think so Fundy."

"So you and uh- my father?" Fundy pointed at Quackity and back at himself, "Were like a thing that whole time?"

"Jesus fucking christ," Quackity mumbled, "Maybe?"

"What? That's hard to imagine now with your guys' little arguments," Sam added.

"I uh- that's new I guess."

Quackity frowned at Fundy, "Not anymore. Fuck no, I don't even know why any of that shit happened."

Tubbo placed a hand on Quackity's shoulder, "I'm glad that me and Tommy weren't going insane back then."