Sprig: This one's going all the way, baby.
He spit lands in the pond.
Hop Pop: Heh! You call that a spit? Now watch this.
He spit lands in the pond further than Sprig's.
She groans
Anne: Just when I thought you guys couldn't get any nastier.
Sprig and Hop Pop gasp
Hop Pop: Nasty? Why spiting is practically a sport in Wartwood.
Sprig: We even have a town record. Whoever breaks the record gets a trophy.
Anne: A trophy for spitting? I can't believe you two are exposing Polly to this sort of—
Polly interrupts Anne and Sub-Zero
Polly: THAT RECORD IS MINE!
Polly outspits both.
Hop Pop: That's my little spitter.
Sprig: You can spit the frown off a widow.
Anne: Wait a second...
Hop Pop picks his ear.
Hop Pop: I always said you'd be the best in the family. Well, you take after your great aunt Gertrude.
Hop Pop sniffs ear wax.
Hop Pop: She was always very good at spitting...
Hop Pop puts wax in his pocket.
Sub-Zero: Oh, no. Polly, you've been surrounded by boys your whole life. It's not too late. We can fix this.
Anne: You need girl time! She needs girl time! Hop Pop, wallet!
Anne and Sub-Zero takes Hop Pop's wallet and takes Polly by the arm.
Polly: Why are you taking me, crazy lady?!
Hop Pop: Not sure what she wants with my wallet, not like I got any money.
Sprig: Less talk, more spit.
Anne: Whoo! Girl time.
Sub-Zero: It's time for giiiirrrrl time.
Polly: Okay, Anne, what the heck's going on?
Sub-Zero: Look, hanging out too much with Sprig and Hop Pop is dangerous.
Anne: If we aren't careful, we'll wake crusty and storing our boogers in jars. We need a day to reset. A day that's ladies' only.
Polly: That sounds bad.
Anne: Look, when I'm done with you, you are going to feel like a new Polly. Just trust me.
Polly: Well, I guess it couldn't hurt. Plus, you and Sprig are always getting into fun trouble. So what are we doing? Toad rustling? Snake punching?
Anne: Better. We're going to...
Cut to the Spa
Sub-Zero: A spa.
Polly: What?
Anne: Those guys know what's up.
Sub-Zero: Three of your fanciest spa treatments, please?
Anne: What the--Hop Pop's IOU's?
Sub-Zero: Uh, will this work?
Spa staff: Hmmm, well, it does say he's good for it. Accepted. Here are your towels.
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Sub-Zero and the Amphibia Season 1
AdventureAnne Boonchuy, a self-centered 13-year-old 7th grader and Kuai Liang aka Sub-Zero, a self centered mortal kombat age 41-year-old 7th grader was magically transported to the fictitious world of Amphibia, a rural marshland full of the frog-people, als...
