Cut to the Wartwood Farmer's Market
Mrs. Croaker: Here you go, dearie.
Anne: Catch ya later, Mrs. Croaker!
Mrs. Croaker: Oh, they'll never catch me!
She laughs
Anne: Hey, Maddie! Happy market day!
They laughs
Sub-Zero: Classic creepy Maddie!
Anne: Uh, what are you doing?
Sprig: Hiding. Ever since Maddie and I got engaged, things between us have been... awkward.
Sub-Zero: Dude, if you don't want to be engaged anymore, just go break it off.
Sprig: Break up with her? To her face?
He grunts
Sprig: She'll kill me.
She laughing maniacally
Sprig whimpers
Anne: Look, breakups are no big deal. I used to do it for my friends all the time.
Sub-Zero: They called me the breakup queen and king. Also Anne is Angel of Death and Me is King of Hell.
Sprig: Perfect. You go break up with her for me, and I'll go find a new hiding spot
Anne, Sub-Zero, Sprig: Spranne Liang against the world!
They both laughing
Anne/Sub-Zero: Whoo!
Barry: Whoa!
Barry: Gracious me!
Sprig: Oops. Sorry about that. Barry.
Anne: I didn't see you there, Barry.
Barry: Shucks, kids. Don't worry about it.
Barry: Nothing gets Barry down.
They both gasps
Sprig: Candy magic.
Barry: Have a "Barry" good day.
He laughs
Barry: Barry's here!
They crowd cheering
Sprig: There goes Barry, sweetest frog in all of Wartwood.
Anne: Swell.
Sub-Zero: And now to break up with Maddie for ya.
They screeching
Anne: Or maybe breaking up by text would be better.
Sprig: By wha--?
Anne: By text.
Sub-Zero: It's not super cool, but, hey, everybody's done it at least once.
He laughs
Sprig: Now we're both cowards.
She writes a letter that reads:
Dear Maddie,
I break up with you.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
-Sprig
She then folds it into a paper airplane.
Sprig: Whoa.
Sprig: Huh. That wasn't so bad.
Anne: See? Like I said, no problem.
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Sub-Zero and the Amphibia Season 1
AdventureAnne Boonchuy, a self-centered 13-year-old 7th grader and Kuai Liang aka Sub-Zero, a self centered mortal kombat age 41-year-old 7th grader was magically transported to the fictitious world of Amphibia, a rural marshland full of the frog-people, als...
