Cut to the Wartwood Farmer's Market
Sprig: Ah, the Wartwood Farmer's Market, where salt of the earth frogs come to sell stuff and fill up on free samples.
He swallows a jar of Gentle Jon's Expensive Jellies.
Gentle Jon: That wasn't a sample.
He spits it back out
Sprig: Now it's like nothing happened.
Gentle Jon use spike mace
Sprig: I-- I can pay for that.
She humming
Anne/Sub-Zero/Polly: Good morning, Mrs. Croaker.
Mrs. Croaker: I'll take this here gangly gourd, Hopediah.
Hop Pop: Oh, I sense a batch of Croaker stew coming on. Hmm... Hang on there, Sadie. You don't want that one.
Hop Pop: Mm-hmm...A-ha! It's a gourd maggot. These guys taste terrible.
She screaming
Anne: It's in my hair! It's in my hair!
Sub-Zero: Hang on, Anne I'm coming!
Sub-Zero use golf club and smack the gourd maggot Anne hair
Hop Pop: Here, take this one, instead. It's maggot-free.
Mrs. Croaker: Classic Plantar honesty. I've been buying from this stand since your father was running it. And y'all have never steered me wrong.
Anne: Very impressive, Hop Pop.
Hop Pop: That is the Plantar difference, Anne and Sub-Zero. You can't taste honesty. But if you could--
Sprig and Polly:...it'd taste like a Plantar stand vegetable.
Hop Pop: This stand is the heart and soul of our family. I don't know what I'd do if we ever lost it.
Toadie: Bad news, everyone! Bad news! Gonna run away before you read it!
Hop Pop: That Toadie...
He mumbles
Hop Pop: Say what? Mayor Toadstool is quadrupling the rent!
Sub-Zero: And he wants it in THREE DAYS!
Villager: Have you seen this?
Villager: This is outrageous!
Hop Pop: At this rate, we'll lose the stand. What are we gonna do?
Anne: Hmm...Got it! Snugaroos, blankets you wear over your clothes.
Hop Pop: What the--Anne and Sub-Zero, we're a vegetable stand.
Sub-Zero: No, I mean we need our own Snugaroo, a flashy new product.
Anne: Something like... like... A-ha!
Anne use jar and gourd crack half
She grunts
Anne: A little bit of this.
Anne squeak gourd juice and throw it
Anne: Shake it up.
Anne shake the gourd juice
Anne: And... Introducing Plantar Potion. A hearty mix of vitamins and minerals that'll extend your life and keeps you regular.
Hop Pop: Wowza. All that in one jar?
Anne: Heck if I know, I just made all that up. But health drinks are all the rage back home. The best part, we can charge through the nose for them.
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Sub-Zero and the Amphibia Season 1
AdventureAnne Boonchuy, a self-centered 13-year-old 7th grader and Kuai Liang aka Sub-Zero, a self centered mortal kombat age 41-year-old 7th grader was magically transported to the fictitious world of Amphibia, a rural marshland full of the frog-people, als...
