2014 pt 2

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jamilah: MOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
moon: WHAT WHAT?? WHO DIED DO I NEED TO CALL AN OFFICER??
jamilah: NO NO, NO ONE DIED OH MY GOODNESS.
moon: WHAT HAPPENED??
jamilah: okay okay SO, remember the guy i told you about like the hot 6 ft guy i met at the bar?? HE TEXTED ME, he said that it's his 28th birthday tonight and he would want me to attend and said it will make him happy if i do and i'm JUST SO-
moon: OH MY GOD FOR REAL? IM HAPPY FOR YOU JAMILAH
jamilah: I KNOW I'M HAPPY FOR ME TOO, god it's been so long since i got laid like i swear i didn't touch anyone's bulb yet to turn on the light, if you know what i mean.
moon: i- i don't know what you mean but i don't think i want to know what it means.
jamilah: well the light bulb means penis and the light means you know-
moon: OKAY TOO MUCH WAY TOO MUCH DETAILS.
jamilah: [ laughs ] anyways anyways SO, you know like i wouldn't want to go there all by myself so like i was hoping if you could come like that would be really great and also there are gonna be so many cute, older guys like, come with me, moon. PLEASE.
moon: jamilah...tonight- i can't like i have to prepare myself for a very important meeting with a famous art critic this week so i have to get myself ready for that you know like-
jamilah: moon it's just one night and you have six days more to prepare yourself for artsy smart stuff like- please, i really want you to meet him and see if he's like husband material or not, like your man iven.
moon: HE'S NOT MY MAN.
jamilah: BUT YOU DO TALK ABOUT HIM A LOT.
moon: NO I DON'T?
jamilah: debatable, BUT ANYWAYS- please please please pretty please please come.
moon: ugh, fine. i guess i can get myself a tiny break and just, relax.
jamilah: YAYYYYYY LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, THANK YOU AND I'll send you the address, wait wait i'm coming over, don't go anywhere or i swear-
moon: ok.

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