Eric here. I'm minding my own business in a bar one Friday night when I rudely get shoved out of the way. I spill my beer which makes me mad so I jump up to fight the jerk. Of course it turns out they're 6'5" and can easily break me in half. What do I do then? I bite them on the elbow and run.
Of course I don't get very far because I get picked up and tossed to the floor. I'm flat on my back about to get stepped on when someone drags me out of the way. "Idiot!" hisses Bruce in my ear. "What are you doing?"
"Tryin' to fight the asshole who made me spill my beer!"
"That was me cause I slipped and fell into you." "You bit me you curly haired Dracula! Damn!"
For some reason I start laughing which makes people think I've gone crazy. The bar clears as police swarm in and all I can do is keep laughing. Oh boy! Gene's gonna be pissed at me and Bruce.
Suddenly Bruce's lips are all over me as he presses me into a corner. "What the hell?!" I just go with the flow as people are escorted out for causing a public disturbance. As everything quiets down, Bruce pulls away and looks down. "I'm truly sorry. I didn't want both of us to go to jail so I figured if we looked like we were making out, we'd be overlooked."
All I can do is stare at him as we leave.
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Past, Present and Future
FanfictionThis story will involve the current members of KISS as well as past ones. Romance, heartbreak and deception are involved. How does it all start and where will it end?
