Naruto Stories/Yaoi/Yuri

Chapter 13-Kyuubi's Fiancée 1/3 [NaruSasu]

A/n. I got the plot bunny from SplitPersona's KyuuNaruSasu challenge. While reading it I had a laugh imagining Naruto and Sasuke's reactions and couldn't get it out of my head so here it is! And thanks to SplitPersonna for such a wonderful plot!

Warning: I think trying to make it funny I pushed Naruto and Sasuke over the edge of the cliff. So forgive me! And since you are here you should be aware that it's a boy on boy fic! If you don't like it then you can simply leave.

Summary: Kyuubi has a crush! When the fox boy finds out he is 'appalled' and the intended is 'freaked'.

Pairings: Duh! It's obvious and if I decide to add more I'll let you know.

Kyuubi's Fiancée

Part I: Picking Fights

It was eight o'clock in the morning, and team seven was waiting on the bridge for their sensei, who was already two and a half hours late. Naruto was sitting with his back resting against the rail, listening to Sakura's chatter. The said girl was sitting across from him, half facing her Sasuke-kun, so that she could keep an eye on him. Sasuke, who was as social as ever, was standing on the opposite side of the bridge, which was as far away as possible from Naruto and Sakura as he could get while still being on it. He was leaning against the rail, a scowl marring his pretty little face.

As Naruto was apparently listening to Sakura, the key word being 'apparently', he was also fighting an inner war with the 'pest' that inhabited his body. Said nickname was given to the fiercest and most powerful demon alive by Naruto since Sasuke's return. The reason for the nickname was one of the most ridiculous and funny things imaginable and not to mention unbelievable if heard by anybody.

As it turned out, since the battle at the Valley of the End when Naruto had to borrow Kyuubi's power to battle Sasuke, Kyuubi had become very interested in the dark boy. The fox demon was highly annoyed, and at the same time grudgingly amused and impressed, that a twelve year old boy could stand up against the mightiest jinchuriki, the vessel of the most fearsome and powerful demon alive, and beat the shit out of him. He blamed it all on Naruto, from his ineptness to use the kick ass power that resided in him to his weak human 'feelings' of not wanting to hurt his best friend, while said best friend was coming at him with nothing less than killing intent. However, his only consolation was that his dignity was saved at the last moment from being dragged into the mud by Naruto being able to knock Sasuke out before passing out himself with his help.

Since then for some reason Kyuubi has not stopped badgering and pestering Naruto and continued to keep up a running commentary in his head for every little thing that Naruto did, especially if Sasuke was concerned or around. Hence, the name 'pest' was bestowed upon him.

Anyway, Naruto had wondered why Kyuubi would take such a sudden interest in his life or even be bothered with a 'pathetic and weak human' like Sasuke. And he had no doubt that it was because of Sasuke that Kyuubi was acting strangely.

For one thing, when Sasuke was around, Naruto seemed to have less control over his body. Kyuubi seemed to be able to pull off enough mental force to fight Naruto's control over his body slightly and take certain small actions. In fact, the only thing that gave it away was Naruto's slight change in behaviour. He had become considerably less talkative mostly because he was too busy ogling at Sasuke to do anything else.

For another, Sasuke had become the sole and central occupant of his thoughts almost always, thus distracting him from doing anything properly when he was not with him. After coming to this realization, he was very pissed with himself and decided that it was Kyuubi's doing because Uzumaki Naruto, would never sink so low as to become obsessed with Uchiha Sasuke, even if he was his best friend/rival.